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Old 04-24-2012, 09:01 AM
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What derby horse(s) are most likely to show a dimension not seen before and get up to destroy my superfecta ticket causing me to go on one of my patented rants?
Probably Dominguez on Hansen. Maybe he gets him to settle from about 8 off of it...and somehow it works and he runs better than ever.
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Old 04-24-2012, 09:16 AM
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Over/under on P Val's next "retirement"?
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Old 04-24-2012, 09:17 AM
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bruins or caps tomorrow?
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Old 04-24-2012, 09:31 AM
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so many lost opportunities sunday.
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Old 04-24-2012, 09:58 AM
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Caps seem to choke in the playoffs every year.
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Old 04-24-2012, 10:29 AM
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If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?
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Old 04-24-2012, 11:16 AM
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If you could have one super power, what would it be and why?
Rock Hard Ten:

Name: "The Massive Mush"

Power: He can stop a plane, he can stop a train, he can stop a car...



Riot:

Name: "Dr. Tedious"

Power: More of a nuisance...much like a mosquito buzzing around your head. Her superpower is the ability to flood any thread with tedious bullsh!t.



Scuds:

Name: "Puppy-Diddler"

Power: When he's not dining on the dark meat...ya really don't want to know.


My Miss Stormcat:

Name: The Dizzy Obituary of Horsey Death

Power: Confusing online offerings leave entire web communities scratching heads and her equine Obits keep you devastated...devastated that her keyboard hasn't yet been euthanized.



Sumitas:

Name: The Golden Missile

Power: Transforms into an insane admirer of equine erections whenever his blood alchool rises above the legal limit.
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Old 04-24-2012, 11:26 AM
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Old 04-24-2012, 11:30 AM
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Power: Once a man of inescapable stupidity...he lost his job in the racing press and found a clue. Delivered impossible top-pick winners Animal Kingdom and Ruler On Ice in last years triple crown series...after a spectacular spectacle of redboarding in the 2010 Breeders Cup post firing.
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Old 04-24-2012, 09:57 AM
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Over/under on P Val's next "retirement"?
No idea. Everyone deserves a 19th chance.
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Probably Dominguez on Hansen. Maybe he gets him to settle from about 8 off of it...and somehow it works and he runs better than ever.
He is moving up on Joes big board. Serling made me look at him for the BC Juvy, and I have really grown to respect him.
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