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[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by Heels1989

Do you recommend handicapping and waging during buffet consumption?

Waging?

He's never waged in his life.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

Waging?

He's never waged in his life.

I worked as a teller for a few months when I was 18.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

I worked as a teller for a few months when I was 18.

Yeah, but wasn't that more odds manipulation than wagering?

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

Yeah, but wasn't that more odds manipulation than wagering?

Anything to get an edge...but no, I took the job because I needed money.

[geeker2]

Why do the Chinese and Mexicans want to drive in the fast lane at 30 MPH ?

[Bigsmc]

Have you had the breakfast sandwhiches at Subway? Are any of them worth a try?

[Indian Charlie]

I seem to recall a stint as a used car salesman as well for you.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

Have you had the breakfast sandwhiches at Subway? Are any of them worth a try?

They were OK but not a good value.

However, for the rest of April ... it's buy one six-inch get one free until 9AM.

Here's how a pro handles this deal...

You ask for two six-inch steak subs on either Italian Herbs and Cheese or Flatbred depending on mood ... you get provalone cheese, green peppers, jalipenos, and chipolte all put on the sub BEFORE the sandwhich artist toasts it.

Further, ask the sandwhich artist to cut up 3 jalipenos. If she's real bitchy, she might give you a dirty look...but she will do it. I only prefer 3 cut-up jalipenos on my sub.

Ok, after the sub gets finished toasting. Always get lettuce, olives, and parm cheese.

And there you have it ... that's how a pro handles Subway. Please don't go after 9AM when the special runs out ... you'll get ripped off with overpriced grub.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Why do the Chinese and Mexicans want to drive in the fast lane at 30 MPH ?

We don't have many in Erie.

The only place you find Asians around here other than at their resteraunts is at the Baccarat or Paigow tables.

I never see Mexicans anywhere.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

We don't have many in Erie.

The only place you find Asians around here other than at their resteraunts is at the Baccarat or Paigow tables.

I never see Mexicans anywhere.

What about Presque Isle?