I'm holding a press conference here right now

[geeker2]

Why do the Chinese and Mexicans want to drive in the fast lane at 30 MPH ?

[Bigsmc]

Have you had the breakfast sandwhiches at Subway? Are any of them worth a try?

[Indian Charlie]

I seem to recall a stint as a used car salesman as well for you.

[3kings]

F.......marry........kill?
RHT1985, Indian Charlie, Randy Moss

[DaTruth]

Would handicappers be more likely to think Larry Jones is juicing his horses if he wore a fedora instead of a cowboy hat?

[Danzig]

why did the chicken cross the road?

paper or plastic? boxers or briefs?

[jms62]

What derby horse(s) are most likely to show a dimension not seen before and get up to destroy my superfecta ticket causing me to go on one of my patented rants?

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by DaTruth

Would handicappers be more likely to think Larry Jones is juicing his horses if he wore a fedora instead of a cowboy hat?

The fact that he wears a cowboy hat might make your avg pretty horsey person think he's a REAL horsemen ... but his hat selection won't impact what handicappers think of him.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by 3kings

F.......marry........kill?
RHT1985, Indian Charlie, Randy Moss

This is a game gay men and women play...

Sorry you had to find out like this.

[3kings]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

This is a game gay men and women play...

Sorry you had to find out like this.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

Have you had the breakfast sandwhiches at Subway? Are any of them worth a try?

They were OK but not a good value.

However, for the rest of April ... it's buy one six-inch get one free until 9AM.

Here's how a pro handles this deal...

You ask for two six-inch steak subs on either Italian Herbs and Cheese or Flatbred depending on mood ... you get provalone cheese, green peppers, jalipenos, and chipolte all put on the sub BEFORE the sandwhich artist toasts it.

Further, ask the sandwhich artist to cut up 3 jalipenos. If she's real bitchy, she might give you a dirty look...but she will do it. I only prefer 3 cut-up jalipenos on my sub.

Ok, after the sub gets finished toasting. Always get lettuce, olives, and parm cheese.

And there you have it ... that's how a pro handles Subway. Please don't go after 9AM when the special runs out ... you'll get ripped off with overpriced grub.

[Indian Charlie]

You are getting ripped off before 9 AM as well.

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by geeker2

Why do the Chinese and Mexicans want to drive in the fast lane at 30 MPH ?

We don't have many in Erie.

The only place you find Asians around here other than at their resteraunts is at the Baccarat or Paigow tables.

I never see Mexicans anywhere.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Calzone Lord

We don't have many in Erie.

The only place you find Asians around here other than at their resteraunts is at the Baccarat or Paigow tables.

I never see Mexicans anywhere.

What about Presque Isle?

[Calzone Lord]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

What about Presque Isle?

This is Presque Isle ...



It was once owned by one of the worlds richest men at the time -- and Algeria Stud was on Presque Isle. Rayon Dor, the leading thoroughbred sire of 1889 stood stud here. European Champions have stood here...Belmont Stakes winners and top horses foaled here.

It's the most beautiful land we have here. It's now a state park and it's on one side of Erie... the casino Presque Isle Downs is on the opposite side of Erie and it was built right next to a landfill.


No Mexicans at either place.