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Old 04-23-2012, 01:20 PM
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I worked as a teller for a few months when I was 18.
Yeah, but wasn't that more odds manipulation than wagering?
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Old 04-23-2012, 01:23 PM
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Yeah, but wasn't that more odds manipulation than wagering?
Anything to get an edge...but no, I took the job because I needed money.
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Old 04-23-2012, 01:46 PM
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Why do the Chinese and Mexicans want to drive in the fast lane at 30 MPH ?
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Old 04-23-2012, 01:59 PM
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Have you had the breakfast sandwhiches at Subway? Are any of them worth a try?
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Old 04-23-2012, 02:17 PM
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I seem to recall a stint as a used car salesman as well for you.
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Old 04-23-2012, 03:25 PM
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F.......marry........kill?
RHT1985, Indian Charlie, Randy Moss
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Old 04-23-2012, 03:30 PM
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Would handicappers be more likely to think Larry Jones is juicing his horses if he wore a fedora instead of a cowboy hat?
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Old 04-24-2012, 08:54 AM
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F.......marry........kill?
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This is a game gay men and women play...

Sorry you had to find out like this.
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Old 04-23-2012, 11:54 PM
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Have you had the breakfast sandwhiches at Subway? Are any of them worth a try?
They were OK but not a good value.

However, for the rest of April ... it's buy one six-inch get one free until 9AM.

Here's how a pro handles this deal...

You ask for two six-inch steak subs on either Italian Herbs and Cheese or Flatbred depending on mood ... you get provalone cheese, green peppers, jalipenos, and chipolte all put on the sub BEFORE the sandwhich artist toasts it.

Further, ask the sandwhich artist to cut up 3 jalipenos. If she's real bitchy, she might give you a dirty look...but she will do it. I only prefer 3 cut-up jalipenos on my sub.

Ok, after the sub gets finished toasting. Always get lettuce, olives, and parm cheese.

And there you have it ... that's how a pro handles Subway. Please don't go after 9AM when the special runs out ... you'll get ripped off with overpriced grub.
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Old 04-24-2012, 01:05 AM
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You are getting ripped off before 9 AM as well.
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Old 04-24-2012, 08:56 AM
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Why do the Chinese and Mexicans want to drive in the fast lane at 30 MPH ?
We don't have many in Erie.

The only place you find Asians around here other than at their resteraunts is at the Baccarat or Paigow tables.

I never see Mexicans anywhere.
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Old 04-24-2012, 09:33 AM
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We don't have many in Erie.

The only place you find Asians around here other than at their resteraunts is at the Baccarat or Paigow tables.

I never see Mexicans anywhere.
What about Presque Isle?
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Old 04-24-2012, 09:51 AM
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What about Presque Isle?
This is Presque Isle ...



It was once owned by one of the worlds richest men at the time -- and Algeria Stud was on Presque Isle. Rayon Dor, the leading thoroughbred sire of 1889 stood stud here. European Champions have stood here...Belmont Stakes winners and top horses foaled here.

It's the most beautiful land we have here. It's now a state park and it's on one side of Erie... the casino Presque Isle Downs is on the opposite side of Erie and it was built right next to a landfill.


No Mexicans at either place.
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