My moms birthday is on Christmas Eve.
Every year she throws a big party at her MTV Cribs like mansion in the woods where she lives.
She goes all out on food and booze for her guests.
I can't tell you how many times my brothers successfully managed to parlay dinner with mom for her birthday and banging a ho on the same night...in the same house.
After dinner, I'd be off in my old bedroom with the door locked getting ready for Santa Anita ... till I got tired enough to lay down, rub one out in a sock, and go to bed.
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