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Dinner with family for Mom's birthday 16 51.61%
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Old 07-14-2010, 08:00 PM
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My moms birthday is on Christmas Eve.

Every year she throws a big party at her MTV Cribs like mansion in the woods where she lives.

She goes all out on food and booze for her guests.

I can't tell you how many times my brothers successfully managed to parlay dinner with mom for her birthday and banging a ho on the same night...in the same house.

After dinner, I'd be off in my old bedroom with the door locked getting ready for Santa Anita ... till I got tired enough to lay down, rub one out in a sock, and go to bed.
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