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Dinner with family for Mom's birthday 16 51.61%
Animal-like sex mulitple times 15 48.39%
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Old 07-14-2010, 07:26 PM
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Stupid question here.....

Why can't you do both?
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Old 07-14-2010, 07:37 PM
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Stupid question here.....

Why can't you do both?
thats sick...
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Old 07-14-2010, 07:38 PM
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thats sick...
LOL
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Old 07-14-2010, 08:00 PM
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My moms birthday is on Christmas Eve.

Every year she throws a big party at her MTV Cribs like mansion in the woods where she lives.

She goes all out on food and booze for her guests.

I can't tell you how many times my brothers successfully managed to parlay dinner with mom for her birthday and banging a ho on the same night...in the same house.

After dinner, I'd be off in my old bedroom with the door locked getting ready for Santa Anita ... till I got tired enough to lay down, rub one out in a sock, and go to bed.
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Old 07-14-2010, 08:04 PM
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moms better than some skank
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Not to mention this doesn't sound like the girl you'd marry...aka Mom will be around longer than her.
Not to be comedy but what is wrong with a chick telling you she wants it? Doesn't mean she is a skank. It is called the 'new' woman.

I know a skank when I see one, I don't think she is one
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Old 07-14-2010, 08:25 PM
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Not to be comedy but what is wrong with a chick telling you she wants it? Doesn't mean she is a skank. It is called the 'new' woman.

I know a skank when I see one, I don't think she is one
Nothing wrong with that, it's actually very hot.
Mrs. Math is always telling me what and how she wants. Unfortunately she wants the garbage taken out, the grass mowed and Michael's room painted.......


So you never answered, Why can't you just meet the your lady after dinner with mom?
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Old 07-14-2010, 08:27 PM
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So you never answered, Why can't you just meet the your lady after dinner with mom?
He needs a built in excuse for his failure to close the deal on the waitress.
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Old 07-14-2010, 08:08 PM
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My moms birthday is on Christmas Eve.

Every year she throws a big party at her MTV Cribs like mansion in the woods where she lives.

She goes all out on food and booze for her guests.

I can't tell you how many times my brothers successfully managed to parlay dinner with mom for her birthday and banging a ho on the same night...in the same house.

After dinner, I'd be off in my old bedroom with the door locked getting ready for Santa Anita ... till I got tired enough to lay down, rub one out in a sock, and go to bed.

I've never tried a sock,but it sounds a bit rough for my taste. I presume tube socks are the sock of choice?
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Old 07-14-2010, 08:09 PM
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My bad - on a sock. The purpose of the sock is to catch the nut.
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Old 07-14-2010, 08:10 PM
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My bad - on a sock. The purpose of the sock is to catch the nut.
Oh is that what it is? I thought it was for hand puppets.
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Old 07-14-2010, 08:34 PM
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My bad - on a sock. The purpose of the sock is to catch the nut.

good thing you only use photos to discuss races on here.
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Old 07-14-2010, 07:54 PM
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thats sick...
Well played sir.........
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