What shall I do?

[hoovesupsideyourhead]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

Stupid question here.....

Why can't you do both?

thats sick...

[randallscott35]

Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead

thats sick...

LOL

[The Indomitable DrugS]

My moms birthday is on Christmas Eve.

Every year she throws a big party at her MTV Cribs like mansion in the woods where she lives.

She goes all out on food and booze for her guests.

I can't tell you how many times my brothers successfully managed to parlay dinner with mom for her birthday and banging a ho on the same night...in the same house.

After dinner, I'd be off in my old bedroom with the door locked getting ready for Santa Anita ... till I got tired enough to lay down, rub one out in a sock, and go to bed.

[Scav]

Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead

moms better than some skank

Originally Posted by randallscott35

Not to mention this doesn't sound like the girl you'd marry...aka Mom will be around longer than her.

Not to be comedy but what is wrong with a chick telling you she wants it? Doesn't mean she is a skank. It is called the 'new' woman.

I know a skank when I see one, I don't think she is one

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Scav

Not to be comedy but what is wrong with a chick telling you she wants it? Doesn't mean she is a skank. It is called the 'new' woman.

I know a skank when I see one, I don't think she is one

Nothing wrong with that, it's actually very hot.
Mrs. Math is always telling me what and how she wants. Unfortunately she wants the garbage taken out, the grass mowed and Michael's room painted.......


So you never answered, Why can't you just meet the your lady after dinner with mom?

[Bigsmc]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

So you never answered, Why can't you just meet the your lady after dinner with mom?

He needs a built in excuse for his failure to close the deal on the waitress.

[herkhorse]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

My moms birthday is on Christmas Eve.

Every year she throws a big party at her MTV Cribs like mansion in the woods where she lives.

She goes all out on food and booze for her guests.

I can't tell you how many times my brothers successfully managed to parlay dinner with mom for her birthday and banging a ho on the same night...in the same house.

After dinner, I'd be off in my old bedroom with the door locked getting ready for Santa Anita ... till I got tired enough to lay down, rub one out in a sock, and go to bed.

I've never tried a sock,but it sounds a bit rough for my taste. I presume tube socks are the sock of choice?

[The Indomitable DrugS]

My bad - on a sock. The purpose of the sock is to catch the nut.

[randallscott35]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

My bad - on a sock. The purpose of the sock is to catch the nut.

Oh is that what it is? I thought it was for hand puppets.

[TheSpyder]

Tom my man,

You're here for one reason. Your Mom went with "B" and so should you. Darwin has a name for this and it is what keeps our survival. Do what you need to for the survival of the human race.

[DerbyCat]

Tom, I know I'm probably too late but I'm on vacation and came to this party a little late. You're Mom will always love you, no matter what you do. Chicks who want to do you may not always want to do you - so do the chick and make it up to your Mom for the next 364 days... She'll be good with that.

At least that's how I'd roll... But what do I know, I'm married.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

My bad - on a sock. The purpose of the sock is to catch the nut.

good thing you only use photos to discuss races on here.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead

thats sick...

Well played sir.........