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Dinner with family for Mom's birthday |
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16 | 51.61% |
Animal-like sex mulitple times |
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15 | 48.39% |
Voters: 31. You may not vote on this poll |
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![]() My moms birthday is on Christmas Eve.
Every year she throws a big party at her MTV Cribs like mansion in the woods where she lives. She goes all out on food and booze for her guests. I can't tell you how many times my brothers successfully managed to parlay dinner with mom for her birthday and banging a ho on the same night...in the same house. After dinner, I'd be off in my old bedroom with the door locked getting ready for Santa Anita ... till I got tired enough to lay down, rub one out in a sock, and go to bed. |
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I know a skank when I see one, I don't think she is one |
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Mrs. Math is always telling me what and how she wants. Unfortunately she wants the garbage taken out, the grass mowed and Michael's room painted....... So you never answered, Why can't you just meet the your lady after dinner with mom?
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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![]() He needs a built in excuse for his failure to close the deal on the waitress.
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I've never tried a sock,but it sounds a bit rough for my taste. I presume tube socks are the sock of choice? |
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![]() My bad - on a sock. The purpose of the sock is to catch the nut.
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![]() Oh is that what it is? I thought it was for hand puppets.
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![]() Tom my man,
You're here for one reason. Your Mom went with "B" and so should you. Darwin has a name for this and it is what keeps our survival. Do what you need to for the survival of the human race.
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. |
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![]() Tom, I know I'm probably too late but I'm on vacation and came to this party a little late. You're Mom will always love you, no matter what you do. Chicks who want to do you may not always want to do you - so do the chick and make it up to your Mom for the next 364 days... She'll be good with that.
At least that's how I'd roll... But what do I know, I'm married.
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You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist. - Friedrich Nietzsche on Handicapping |
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good thing you only use photos to discuss races on here. |
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |