What shall I do?
 

Please vote

I just got a text from said girl that promises me insane animal-like sex all night tomorrow. Now, tomorrow is my mother's birthday and my whole family is going out to PF Changs because that is how she rolls. It isn't on of those important numbers(16/18/21/30/40/50/100), 52 I think.

Now, my mom is pretty awesome and I can definitely get out of it as long as I roll over there in the morning and take her to breakfast and get her some flowers so getting out of it for something as important as this is possible, although I am going to have to lie about what I have to do. Can't be saying I am going to be grunting and snorting.

What does the girl look like?

Your lack of a response speaks volumes. Dinner with mom it is.

i've always felt birthday bashes were for kids. i worked on my birthday, and didn't do anything special that night.


i just can't believe i'm the first/only to vote for sex...

Like I am going to get tricked into it...There is no right answer for a message board. I say she is crazy hot, people call BS, I say she is a B- people say she is probably a C-.

I dubb her a cool chick that is normal. She isn't Cindy Crawford

I haven't voted yet! :)

So get an extra app at PF Chang's....You'll be fine. As if this is the only night of the year she wants to ****? C'mon Tom.

is this a trick question?

Well, my vote might only be worth half a vote since I'm a female and not looking at this from the male perspective, but I say go have dinner with your mother and see if you can get the cool chick to come over another night.

I'm thinking it's not good to fib to your mom for the purpose of having sex. That might be bad karma. I wouldn't risk it.

Agree.... Go have dinner with your Mom.. Make her happy. The girl can either go with you, or understand it will have to wait another night.

moms better than some skank

Not to mention this doesn't sound like the girl you'd marry...aka Mom will be around longer than her.

Stupid question here.....

Why can't you do both?

thats sick...:rolleyes:

:tro: LOL

Well played sir.........:$:

My moms birthday is on Christmas Eve.

Every year she throws a big party at her MTV Cribs like mansion in the woods where she lives.

She goes all out on food and booze for her guests.

I can't tell you how many times my brothers successfully managed to parlay dinner with mom for her birthday and banging a ho on the same night...in the same house.

After dinner, I'd be off in my old bedroom with the door locked getting ready for Santa Anita ... till I got tired enough to lay down, rub one out in a sock, and go to bed.

Not to be comedy but what is wrong with a chick telling you she wants it? Doesn't mean she is a skank. It is called the 'new' woman.

I know a skank when I see one, I don't think she is one

I've never tried a sock,but it sounds a bit rough for my taste. I presume tube socks are the sock of choice?

My bad - on a sock. The purpose of the sock is to catch the nut.