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[pointman]

Originally Posted by bigrun

Certainly isn't yours..Speaking of humor here's an old lawyer joke..


The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer

Let's cut to the chase here as I really don't have much time to waste on an ignoramous like you. You made an ignorant comment taking a swipe at not only me, but an entire profession. Then when I asked you why, you decided to claim that your dig was a joke which only a mental midget like you would think was funny and throw a wiseazz remark back at me.

We know so little about you other then that you are a complete dolt. So, what is your profession? How exactly have you been screwed by lawyers?

I find it very hard to believe that you have ever been screwed by a lawyer. In fact, quite to the contrary, from what little we know about you and how stupid you really are, it seems to me that you most likely have done nothing but benefit by lawyers over your lifetime. So please enlighten us on how lawyers have screwed you.

Originally Posted by pointman

your dig was a joke which only a mental midget like you would think was funny

I think "midget" is out today; they're called "vertically challenged." Jeez, lighten up; the guy posted a lawyer joke. There are thousands of them out there (lawyer jokes and lawyers who are jokes). Not a great profession to enter with a thin skin.

[pointman]

Originally Posted by Ocala Mike

I think "midget" is out today; they're called "vertically challenged." Jeez, lighten up; the guy posted a lawyer joke. There are thousands of them out there (lawyer jokes and lawyers who are jokes). Not a great profession to enter with a thin skin.

I didn't use the word in the context that you are suggesting. He decided to take a shot at me, not the other way around, so he should be prepared to defend the reason he went after me.

I don't mind lawyer jokes, but he is a crackpot who from prior history has an ignorant attitude towards what I do and I am more then capable and happy to defend it when he attacks it.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by pointman

I didn't use the word in the context that you are suggesting. He decided to take a shot at me, not the other way around, so he should be prepared to defend the reason he went after me.

I don't mind lawyer jokes, but he is a crackpot who from prior history has an ignorant attitude towards what I do and I am more then capable and happy to defend it when he attacks it.

I'd like to present you with a special award for your composure. I don't know how you do it.

While I don't have a very bad temper I think, if it were me, I'd have thrown my laptop out the window by now.

Bravo Sir.