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knickslions2 07-10-2013 09:28 AM

Best place to hide a gun
 
Read the comments. Hilarious

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documen...tencing-576342

Antitrust32 07-10-2013 09:53 AM

That p...y is smokin'!!

OldDog 07-10-2013 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by knickslions2 (Post 934548)
Read the comments. Hilarious

:D

bigrun 07-10-2013 01:51 PM

:D

I bet she's a crack shot.

Hiding hand guns in your vagina isn't the number one problem we have in this country but "it is right up in there"!

Danzig 07-10-2013 03:22 PM

if 'all men were created equal, and colt kept them that way' (as the saying went)....what did colt do for women? good god, i can't imagine putting that.....there.
hell of a holster. no belt needed i guess. wonder if she kept the gun cleaning kit up there too?
at least it was a .22, and not a .44--or the gun joe piscopo had in the movie 'johnny dangerously'!

'any guns on you'. 'ON me? nope, not ON me'.

maybe her vagina could plead self-defense? needed it for personal protection in case anything 'broke in'!

Antitrust32 07-10-2013 03:27 PM

i feel like the Sarah Palin meme that Coach Pants used often is appropriate for this thread!

Danzig 07-10-2013 03:28 PM

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that's what i would picture if someone said gun and p...y.

hoovesupsideyourhead 07-10-2013 03:46 PM

suspect vagina..id say so...

bigrun 07-10-2013 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig (Post 934578)
if 'all men were created equal, and colt kept them that way' (as the saying went)....what did colt do for women? good god, i can't imagine putting that.....there.
hell of a holster. no belt needed i guess. wonder if she kept the gun cleaning kit up there too?
at least it was a .22, and not a .44--or the gun joe piscopo had in the movie 'johnny dangerously'!

'any guns on you'. 'ON me? nope, not ON me'.

maybe her vagina could plead self-defense? needed it for personal protection in case anything 'broke in'!

You say that in jest but sounds like a valid defense..bet my atty Bennie Boom Batz could float that in court...or maybe pointman, wasn't he a lawyer?:D

pointman 07-10-2013 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by bigrun (Post 934596)
You say that in jest but sounds like a valid defense..bet my atty Bennie Boom Batz could float that in court...or maybe pointman, wasn't he a lawyer?:D

There is nothing past tense about my profession, which is more then anyone knows about you.

What is your point in speaking about me in this post?

bigrun 07-10-2013 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by pointman (Post 934606)
There is nothing past tense about my profession, which is more then anyone knows about you.

What is your point in speaking about me in this post?


No point, geez j/k in the context of the thread..ease up ace...:tro:

my miss storm cat 07-10-2013 09:06 PM

Gives new meaning to the term carrying a concealed weapon.

dellinger63 07-10-2013 09:32 PM

If she had been caught in Chicago she'd likely be doing a year and a half of a 3 year sentence. 15 years is the average time served for murder. This is a case of Vagina Prejudice Extremis.

"Your Honor would you rather shoot a gun visa vi a vagina or smoke a cigarette visa vi a male rectum?" :eek:

pointman 07-10-2013 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by bigrun (Post 934611)
No point, geez j/k in the context of the thread..ease up ace...:tro:

Humor is really not your forte, deuce.

Danzig 07-10-2013 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by dellinger63 (Post 934625)
If she had been caught in Chicago she'd likely be doing a year and a half of a 3 year sentence. 15 years is the average time served for murder. This is a case of Vagina Prejudice Extremis.

"Your Honor would you rather shoot a gun visa vi a vagina or smoke a cigarette visa vi a male rectum?" :eek:

yeah, you might want to re-read the full list of her charges that she is being sent away for. certainly not just because of her secret stash. her priors don't help either. a convicted felon isn't supposed to have a gun....let alone a gun she secreted, and got into the jail.

Alabama Stakes 07-11-2013 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by pointman (Post 934626)
Humor is really not your forte, deuce.

you ain't no Louie Anderson yaself. :D

dellinger63 07-11-2013 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Danzig (Post 934629)
yeah, you might want to re-read the full list of her charges that she is being sent away for. certainly not just because of her secret stash. her priors don't help either. a convicted felon isn't supposed to have a gun....let alone a gun she secreted, and got into the jail.

I read her charges and they didn't include murder.

BTW In Chicago it's illegal for a law abiding citizen to carry a gun until yesterday yet there were over 70 shootings last w/e. The vast-vast majority involved brown or black felons shooting at other black or brown felons and sadly those few that are caught and convicted of murder will be back on the street in an average of 15 years.

pointman 07-11-2013 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Alabama Stakes (Post 934634)
you ain't no Louie Anderson yaself. :D

That really hurts coming from a guy who looks like Louie Anderson with braids.

Danzig 07-11-2013 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by dellinger63 (Post 934660)
I read her charges and they didn't include murder.

BTW In Chicago it's illegal for a law abiding citizen to carry a gun until yesterday yet there were over 70 shootings last w/e. The vast-vast majority involved brown or black felons shooting at other black or brown felons and sadly those few that are caught and convicted of murder will be back on the street in an average of 15 years.

no, they didn't include murder. probably why i didn't say anything about murder.


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Originally Posted by pointman (Post 934666)
That really hurts coming from a guy who looks like Louie Anderson with braids.

hahaha

dellinger63 07-11-2013 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Danzig (Post 934669)
no, they didn't include murder. probably why i didn't say anything about murder.




hahaha

Sorry I mentioned murder. What she did was far worse. :wf


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