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[dellinger63]

Originally Posted by bigrun

The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer

Funny but I went a lil over 45 years including a divorce before I felt I was screwed by a lawyer. Then Obama took office.

[bigrun]

Originally Posted by dellinger63

Funny but I went a lil over 45 years including a divorce before I felt I was screwed by a lawyer. Then Obama took office.

Nothing, not one thing is worse than the 8 years of your idol G Dumya Bush..zip.

I didn't use the word in the context that you are suggesting. He decided to take a shot at me, not the other way around, so he should be prepared to defend the reason he went after me.

I don't mind lawyer jokes, but he is a crackpot who from prior history has an ignorant attitude towards what I do and I am more then capable and happy to defend it when he attacks it.

Hey numnutz. Wtf, please, by any means at your disposal, show me the attack i made on you.what prior history?
Was it when i used your name in the post with Bennie Boom Batz?...Please don't let it be that one.
Man get off the soapbox and wake up..try this exercise..
Take you right hand and hold your left ear, then take your left hand and hold your right ear.
Now, pull your head out of your ass!

Btw, i have mentioned a couple times past year my granddaughter is a lawyer,she's an ambulance chaser also..laughs at the jokes...

My fav is the old one..what do you call 100 lawyers holding hands at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start..


You mentioned you know little about me..well, i'm retired but recently found a part time job.


I FOUND A NEW JOB...

I START IN THE MORNING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In these tight economic times, you can't really be too choosy about a job opportunity............

Unemployment problem solved ...

Never saw myself as a sales clerk helping out in a clothing store, but I had to try...




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big, that guy used to work for the Tokyo subway system stuffing passengers into their trains at rush hour.

Here's something I know you'll get a kick out of if you haven't already seen it:

http://www.mediabistro.com/tvspy/epi...i-tu-lo_b97368

[bigrun]

Originally Posted by Ocala Mike

big, that guy used to work for the Tokyo subway system stuffing passengers into their trains at rush hour.

Here's something I know you'll get a kick out of if you haven't already seen it:

http://www.mediabistro.com/tvspy/epi...i-tu-lo_b97368

Matter of fact, got an email from a friend few hours ago with this link. i howled..should have included the ruptured chinaman..Won Hung Lo..
Sounds like something on the Onion..

https://twitter.com/MatthewKeysLive/...102272/photo/1

I almost wet myself watching that chick try to pronounce those names as if they were real!

Watch my picks in the contest tomorrow; going with Michael Maker and the Ramsey's at AP and CNL, and a big bomb at Belmont in the Man O' War.

[bigrun]

Originally Posted by Ocala Mike

I almost wet myself watching that chick try to pronounce those names as if they were real!

Watch my picks in the contest tomorrow; going with Michael Maker and the Ramsey's at AP and CNL, and a big bomb at Belmont in the Man O' War.

Was she serious or just playing along...hiliarious
and i could use a few bombs tomorrow..

Man, I think she was serious; the dudes at the station jobbed her into reading those names. I know you're a big movie buff; do you remember in the movie "Ron Burgundy," where he reads anything as long as it's on the teleprompter?

Anyway, I'll have my picks up late tomorrow, after scratches. I need another week like the one where I played the night tracks, as my funds are getting very low, and Saratoga and Del Mar are coming up.

This retirement is ok, but I know what they mean by "fixed income." My income, unfortunately, is still broken.