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Old 11-30-2011, 08:53 PM
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This was a joke,right?
No joke. My daughter and I adopt a family every year.





And no, you do not qualify as a "family"
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Old 11-30-2011, 09:03 PM
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No joke. My daughter and I adopt a family every year.





And no, you do not qualify as a "family"



Uh,excuse me..... but is your name Skads??
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Old 11-30-2011, 09:04 PM
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No joke. My daughter and I adopt a family every year.





And no, you do not qualify as a "family"
There are 4 other people in here with me.



We want the following:




1....A Jazil hat

2....A pair of Deb-O-Deb's granny panties

3....An autographed photo of Brown Sugah's boo bees ( they each must sign)

4....Stevie's picks for the '12 derby ( Just one horsey please, Stevie)

5....One gross of frozen salmon patties

6....A recording of that stupid English horsey announcer being hacked to death

7....CardBoard's head

8....10 new ice boxes

9.... A new axe

10...Make that 10 new axes

11...The hottest stock engine S&S makes...with transmission

12...50 Hershey bars

13...Show horsey's TrackBrat is going to bet next year ( So I won't)

14...A new fire truck

15...Ear muffs

16...A new train set

17...A stuffed zebra
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Old 11-30-2011, 09:06 PM
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There are 4 other people in here with me.



We want the following:




1....A Jazil hat

2....A pair of Deb-O-Deb's granny panties

3....An autographed photo of Brown Sugah's boo bees ( they each must sign)

4....Stevie's picks for the '12 derby ( Just one horsey please, Stevie)

5....One gross of frozen salmon patties

6....A recording of that stupid English horsey announcer being hacked to death

7....CardBoard's head

8....10 new ice boxes

9.... A new axe

10...Make that 10 new axes

11...The hottest stock engine S&S makes...with transmission

12...50 Hershey bars

13...Show horsey's TrackBrat is going to bet next year ( So I won't)

14...A new fire truck

15...Ear muffs

16...A new train set

17...A stuffed zebra
Multiple personalities don't count.
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Old 11-30-2011, 09:15 PM
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Multiple personalities don't count.
What about imaginary friends?
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Old 11-30-2011, 09:19 PM
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What about imaginary friends?
They qualify for imaginary gifts.
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Old 11-30-2011, 09:24 PM
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Old 11-30-2011, 09:44 PM
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The reason I thought this may be a joke was because Skids asked if there was something in the Chicago vicinity...and he is in the Chicago vicinity.


I thought it was like the Dino Velvet/TouchyTouchy thing.

Not the subject matter.

Although I would like to be adopted.
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Old 11-30-2011, 10:17 PM
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There are 4 other people in here with me.


We want the following:


1....A Jazil hat

Santa DerbyCat can help you with this, I think I have one of those for a very good little boy named Clyde






You're a good man Tom, never been any doubt about that!
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Old 11-30-2011, 10:24 PM
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Santa DerbyCat can help you with this, I think I have one of those for a very good little boy named Clyde






You're a good man Tom, never been any doubt about that!

I promise I've been good all ( ow!!)...most of (ow!!)....OK, so I haven't been that good.

But I will if I receive this Jazil hat.



I like Skeds,too.
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I don't understand how doing something nice so you can get laid makes one a "good man".


just sayin....
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Old 12-01-2011, 06:34 AM
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the kids won't care what his motivation is.
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I don't understand how doing something nice so you can get laid makes one a "good man".


just sayin....
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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Old 12-01-2011, 08:11 AM
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Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Maybe you should think about making a donation..........................
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