Gifts for kids charity

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Scav

Does anyone know if there is a charity out there where you get matched with a needy family and you buy gifts for the kids and give them to the parents to give to the kids? Preferably local to Chicago.....

Any ideas would be great help because otherwise I have to go to church with my girlfriend and I am really not feeling that at all. I guess they have these programs at churches but I would have to sit through a service and that is maddening to me.

This was a joke,right?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by clyde

This was a joke,right?

No joke. My daughter and I adopt a family every year.





And no, you do not qualify as a "family"

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

No joke. My daughter and I adopt a family every year.





And no, you do not qualify as a "family"

Uh,excuse me..... but is your name Skads??

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

No joke. My daughter and I adopt a family every year.





And no, you do not qualify as a "family"

There are 4 other people in here with me.



We want the following:




1....A Jazil hat

2....A pair of Deb-O-Deb's granny panties

3....An autographed photo of Brown Sugah's boo bees ( they each must sign)

4....Stevie's picks for the '12 derby ( Just one horsey please, Stevie)

5....One gross of frozen salmon patties

6....A recording of that stupid English horsey announcer being hacked to death

7....CardBoard's head

8....10 new ice boxes

9.... A new axe

10...Make that 10 new axes

11...The hottest stock engine S&S makes...with transmission

12...50 Hershey bars

13...Show horsey's TrackBrat is going to bet next year ( So I won't)

14...A new fire truck

15...Ear muffs

16...A new train set

17...A stuffed zebra

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by clyde

There are 4 other people in here with me.



We want the following:




1....A Jazil hat

2....A pair of Deb-O-Deb's granny panties

3....An autographed photo of Brown Sugah's boo bees ( they each must sign)

4....Stevie's picks for the '12 derby ( Just one horsey please, Stevie)

5....One gross of frozen salmon patties

6....A recording of that stupid English horsey announcer being hacked to death

7....CardBoard's head

8....10 new ice boxes

9.... A new axe

10...Make that 10 new axes

11...The hottest stock engine S&S makes...with transmission

12...50 Hershey bars

13...Show horsey's TrackBrat is going to bet next year ( So I won't)

14...A new fire truck

15...Ear muffs

16...A new train set

17...A stuffed zebra

Multiple personalities don't count.

[clyde]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Multiple personalities don't count.

What about imaginary friends?

[Rileyoriley]

Originally Posted by clyde

What about imaginary friends?

They qualify for imaginary gifts.

[clyde]

God I hate you!!

[DerbyCat]

Originally Posted by clyde

There are 4 other people in here with me.


We want the following:


1....A Jazil hat

Santa DerbyCat can help you with this, I think I have one of those for a very good little boy named Clyde






You're a good man Tom, never been any doubt about that!

[clyde]

Originally Posted by DerbyCat

Santa DerbyCat can help you with this, I think I have one of those for a very good little boy named Clyde






You're a good man Tom, never been any doubt about that!

I promise I've been good all ( ow!!)...most of (ow!!)....OK, so I haven't been that good.

But I will if I receive this Jazil hat.



I like Skeds,too.

[herkhorse]

I don't understand how doing something nice so you can get laid makes one a "good man".


just sayin....

[Danzig]

the kids won't care what his motivation is.

[GPK]

Originally Posted by herkhorse

I don't understand how doing something nice so you can get laid makes one a "good man".


just sayin....

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

[Sightseek]

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

No joke. My daughter and I adopt a family every year.





And no, you do not qualify as a "family"