Obama should be impeached

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Doctor Beff, friend to all animals outside of humans, has been forced to retire due to severe carpal tunnel syndrome. Early reports indicate that someone on the internet told Doctor Beff she was wrong. She tried proving she was right for years to the point that her right index finger became paralyzed and her left thumb was permanently stained with cheesy poof residue because it became too painful to wash her hands. Animals across the world are mourning the loss of her care."