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![]() ^^^ Flailing away in desperation.
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"Have the clean racing people run any ads explaining that giving a horse a Starbucks and a chocolate poppyseed muffin for breakfast would likely result in a ten year suspension for the trainer?" - Dr. Andrew Roberts |
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![]() ^^^ Husband is deaf, blind and gay
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"Have the clean racing people run any ads explaining that giving a horse a Starbucks and a chocolate poppyseed muffin for breakfast would likely result in a ten year suspension for the trainer?" - Dr. Andrew Roberts |
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![]() *feigned outrage*
"You hateful spawn of Hitler!! Ugly people have rights too!" |
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![]() you're married??
![]() ![]() here I always thought you were around 65 and single and it turns out you are less than 55 and married to a rich guy.
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![]() Quote:
Hey Beff You know the old sugah daddy They be trippin when they tell they girls I said you could have whatever you like (you like) I said you could have whatever you like (you like) Yeah Troll online You're always right And we can save animals all night Baby you can do whatever you like (you like) I said you can do whatever you like (you like) Yeah Baby I can treat you so special, so nice I'll gas up the e-jet for you tonight Baby you can go where ever you like (you like) I said you can go where ever you like (you like) Yeah Anytime you want to post on Derbytrail You know it ain't nothin to drop a couple cd-r's on you Want it you could get it my dear Custom-fitted throne, Gold plated laptops I swear Yeah I want'cho body, I need yo body Long as you got me you won't need nobody You want it I got it, go get it I buy it Tell 'em other broke nerdy trailers be quiet Troll online You're always right And we can save animals all night Baby you can do whatever you like (you like) I said you can do whatever you like (you like) Yeah Late night sex so bad and so loose But that's alright I like horses too check my a.sshole, boo Baby you can go where ever you like (you like) I said you can go where ever you like (you like) Yeah Shawty you da hottest, love the way you drop it Brain so good (good) coulda swore you went to Pace Advantage Hundred K posts, Wisconsin yo mad knowledge errbody know it ain't google you just got it Ya aint never ever gotta go to yo job Long as I got rubberband e-banks in my pocket iPad2, b.itch you want it I buy it Ya ain't gotta downgrade you can get what I get My chick can have what she want And go on any horsey board forum she want And know she ain't never had a man like that To put his balls in a jar and put it on yo desk Yeah I want'cho body, I need yo body Long as you got me you won't need nobody You want it I got it, go get it I buy it Tellem other broke nerdy trailers be quiet Troll online You're always right And we can save animals all night Baby you can do whatever you like (you like) I said you can do whatever you like (you like) Yeah Late night sex so bad and so loose But that's alright I like horses too check my a.sshole, boo Baby you can go where ever you like (you like) I said you can go where ever you like (you like) Yeah I'm talkin' big boned horses and big boy horseshoes Let me put this big boned horse in my wife Thang get so wet, and he hit so right Let me put this big boned horse in my wife That's right I want'cho body, need yo body Long as you got me you won't need nobody You want it I got it, go get it I buy it Tell 'em other broke nerdy trailers be quiet Troll online You're always right And we can save animals all night Baby you can do whatever you like (you like) I said you can do whatever you like (you like) Yeah Baby I can treat you so special, so nice I'll gas up the e-jet for you tonight Baby you can go where ever you like (you like) I said you can go where ever you like (you like) Yeah |
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![]() "This just in...
Doctor Beff, friend to all animals outside of humans, has been forced to retire due to severe carpal tunnel syndrome. Early reports indicate that someone on the internet told Doctor Beff she was wrong. She tried proving she was right for years to the point that her right index finger became paralyzed and her left thumb was permanently stained with cheesy poof residue because it became too painful to wash her hands. Animals across the world are mourning the loss of her care." |