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Oh, you're so scary! Oh, you're so mean! Oh, you wished I'd die! Yawn ...
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"Have the clean racing people run any ads explaining that giving a horse a Starbucks and a chocolate poppyseed muffin for breakfast would likely result in a ten year suspension for the trainer?" - Dr. Andrew Roberts |
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#2
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"Oh you're so pretty"
"You're so interesting" "Tell me more it is fascinating" "Obama? Yes! You are correct!" |
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*Yawn* "Sorry you've blown my mind and exhausted me with your brilliance. Animals from other continents swim to America just to be healed by the touch of your hands" "You are Doctuh Beff: Veterinarian Woman. ROR!" |
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^^^ Flailing away in desperation.
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"Have the clean racing people run any ads explaining that giving a horse a Starbucks and a chocolate poppyseed muffin for breakfast would likely result in a ten year suspension for the trainer?" - Dr. Andrew Roberts |
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^^^ Husband is deaf, blind and gay
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"Have the clean racing people run any ads explaining that giving a horse a Starbucks and a chocolate poppyseed muffin for breakfast would likely result in a ten year suspension for the trainer?" - Dr. Andrew Roberts |
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you're married??
![]() ![]() here I always thought you were around 65 and single and it turns out you are less than 55 and married to a rich guy.
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"This just in...
Doctor Beff, friend to all animals outside of humans, has been forced to retire due to severe carpal tunnel syndrome. Early reports indicate that someone on the internet told Doctor Beff she was wrong. She tried proving she was right for years to the point that her right index finger became paralyzed and her left thumb was permanently stained with cheesy poof residue because it became too painful to wash her hands. Animals across the world are mourning the loss of her care." |
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Riot I must urge you to not lose focus!! You need to stay centered and realize there is some moron who lives in Wisconsin trying to tell you how his state operates! How dare that motherf.ucker question your brilliance and googled knowledge of all things Wisconsin?
If he doesn't watch his p's and q's you'll have no choice but to send your army of cats and dogs to his doorstep. And he don't want that! There will be pools of blood in the streets of Wisconsin!! Beff Akbar! |