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Originally Posted by bigrun

Certainly isn't yours..Speaking of humor here's an old lawyer joke..


The moral of the story is that three things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes
3. Being screwed by a lawyer

Let's cut to the chase here as I really don't have much time to waste on an ignoramous like you. You made an ignorant comment taking a swipe at not only me, but an entire profession. Then when I asked you why, you decided to claim that your dig was a joke which only a mental midget like you would think was funny and throw a wiseazz remark back at me.

We know so little about you other then that you are a complete dolt. So, what is your profession? How exactly have you been screwed by lawyers?

I find it very hard to believe that you have ever been screwed by a lawyer. In fact, quite to the contrary, from what little we know about you and how stupid you really are, it seems to me that you most likely have done nothing but benefit by lawyers over your lifetime. So please enlighten us on how lawyers have screwed you.