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Old 07-14-2009, 10:19 PM
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"Yesterday is a cancelled check. Tomorrow is a promissary note. Today is cash on hand, spend wisely."

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Old 07-14-2009, 10:20 PM
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!"
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Old 07-14-2009, 10:28 PM
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"My advice to you....is to start drinking heavily."
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Old 07-14-2009, 10:31 PM
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Old 07-14-2009, 10:53 PM
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Old 07-14-2009, 11:39 PM
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Old 07-15-2009, 07:31 AM
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Old 07-15-2009, 07:52 AM
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"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
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Old 07-15-2009, 08:00 AM
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"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
African or European?
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Old 07-15-2009, 08:10 AM
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Old 07-15-2009, 05:00 PM
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"" when you walk thru the metal detector, Whats goes off first the Lead in your *ss or the *hit in your brains ""
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Old 07-15-2009, 05:16 PM
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Old 07-15-2009, 07:28 PM
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"My advice to you....is to start drinking heavily."
You f*cked up...you trusted us.
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Old 07-15-2009, 08:14 PM
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Old 07-16-2009, 09:31 AM
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Old 07-16-2009, 09:37 AM
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Old 07-16-2009, 10:12 AM
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Old 07-16-2009, 11:17 AM
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Old 07-16-2009, 11:43 AM
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