Quotes Of The Day
 

Lets get this going again.

"Yesterday is a cancelled check. Tomorrow is a promissary note. Today is cash on hand, spend wisely."

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"Never eat yellow snow"

"My advice to you....is to start drinking heavily."

O lente, lente currite noctis equi!

"The road less traveled is less traveled for a reason"

"cock s.hit piss" - Tourettes Guy

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son"

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

African or European?

"I was born in the back seat of a Yellow Cab in a hospital loading zone and with the meter still running. I emerged needing a shave and shouted 'Time Square, and step on it!'"

"I love lamp"

"" when you walk thru the metal detector, Whats goes off first the Lead in your *ss or the *hit in your brains ""

"Two Mexican Midget Wrestlers Killed by Fake Prostitutes"



http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,...est=latestnews

You f*cked up...you trusted us.

"no charge for awesomeness"

"you can't cure stupid"

judge judy

"I was in the pool! I was in the pool.!
G. Costanza

Rode,drank,fked A Fat Chick,went Home.........................

"Were streaking! Were going streaking!"

Frank The Tank aka Will Ferrel in Old School