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Old 07-07-2007, 03:28 PM
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Default Did I just watch 10 couples get married at Colonial?
So I switch my video to Colonial and 10 couples are being marched into the infield each escorted by Hooters girls. Next, some guy is conducting a marrage cerimony. What? Granted these were older couples and we all love the races but please..give me a break.

You could tell one guy was trying not to look over his heaft size wife to be to take a glance at the Hooters girl.

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So I switch my video to Colonial and 10 couples are being marched into the infield each escorted by Hooters girls. Next, some guy is conducting a marrage cerimony. What? Granted these were older couples and we all love the races but please..give me a break.

You could tell one guy was trying not to look over his heaft size wife to be to take a glance at the Hooters girl.

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Old 07-07-2007, 03:43 PM
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You mean they were related?
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10 Couples = One full set of teeth.

Thats how you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia...anywhere else they would have called it the teethbrush.
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Thats how you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia...anywhere else they would have called it the teethbrush.
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Old 07-07-2007, 05:21 PM
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Dammit Kev....I just spit half of my Guinness all over my keyboard !

Im allowed to say that joke. Mom's is from WVa
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Thats how you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia...anywhere else they would have called it the teethbrush.
That is probably the best joke I have ever heard from you. The fact that you command the English language with such force in that joke is amazing to me
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That is probably the best joke I have ever heard from you. The fact that you command the English language with such force in that joke is amazing to me

GFY....hows that for a command of the English Language?

You are the one I can understand when we are on the phone. Mumbling b*tch...
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parking lot must have been full of tractors ugh.... i mean limo's. Must have been a slow week for all the swap meet foke (that's right i said foke not folk).

and easy with the WV jokes, sum oph us gut hour edjamication from that glorious state..... in all honesty, it's a very underrated state once you get past the whole poverty thing

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During the Yankee game today, some guy had a proposal to his fiancee put up on the Taco Bell advertisement on the wall behind home plate, which would've been a lot more romantic if the Taco Bell logo hadn't still been on the ad.
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During the Yankee game today, some guy had a proposal to his fiancee put up on the Taco Bell advertisement on the wall behind home plate, which would've been a lot more romantic if the Taco Bell logo hadn't still been on the ad.
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Thats how you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia...anywhere else they would have called it the teethbrush.
LOL!

My buddy was at Colonial today. I'll ask him about it.
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A lot of people got married yesterday... it was considered a 'lucky' day. (7-7-07)
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A lot of people got married yesterday... it was considered a 'lucky' day. (7-7-07)
But at Colonial Downs with with 9 other couples. yea, I dont think so.
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But at Colonial Downs with with 9 other couples. yea, I dont think so.
LOL

Welcome to the 'south.' Ha!
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LOL

Welcome to the 'south.' Ha!
Heyyyyyyy,,,ok ok I will give you that one!
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