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TheSpyder 07-07-2007 03:28 PM

Did I just watch 10 couples get married at Colonial?
 
So I switch my video to Colonial and 10 couples are being marched into the infield each escorted by Hooters girls. Next, some guy is conducting a marrage cerimony. What? Granted these were older couples and we all love the races but please..give me a break.

You could tell one guy was trying not to look over his heaft size wife to be to take a glance at the Hooters girl.

Life gets funnier and funnier.

Spyder

GPK 07-07-2007 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSpyder
So I switch my video to Colonial and 10 couples are being marched into the infield each escorted by Hooters girls. Next, some guy is conducting a marrage cerimony. What? Granted these were older couples and we all love the races but please..give me a break.

You could tell one guy was trying not to look over his heaft size wife to be to take a glance at the Hooters girl.

Life gets funnier and funnier.

Spyder


Welcome to Virginia

TheSpyder 07-07-2007 03:43 PM

You mean they were related?

2Hot4TV 07-07-2007 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Welcome to Virginia

10 Couples = One full set of teeth.:D

GPK 07-07-2007 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by 2Hot4TV
10 Couples = One full set of teeth.:D


Thats how you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia...anywhere else they would have called it the teethbrush.

31lengths 07-07-2007 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Thats how you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia...anywhere else they would have called it the teethbrush.

Dammit Kev....I just spit half of my Guinness all over my keyboard !

GPK 07-07-2007 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by 31lengths
Dammit Kev....I just spit half of my Guinness all over my keyboard !


Im allowed to say that joke. Mom's is from WVa:o

Scav 07-07-2007 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Thats how you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia...anywhere else they would have called it the teethbrush.

That is probably the best joke I have ever heard from you. The fact that you command the English language with such force in that joke is amazing to me

GPK 07-07-2007 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
That is probably the best joke I have ever heard from you. The fact that you command the English language with such force in that joke is amazing to me


GFY....hows that for a command of the English Language?

You are the one I can understand when we are on the phone. Mumbling b*tch...

-BT- 07-07-2007 07:48 PM

parking lot must have been full of tractors ugh.... i mean limo's. Must have been a slow week for all the swap meet foke (that's right i said foke not folk).

and easy with the WV jokes, sum oph us gut hour edjamication from that glorious state..... in all honesty, it's a very underrated state once you get past the whole poverty thing:)

-bt-

ateamstupid 07-07-2007 08:01 PM

During the Yankee game today, some guy had a proposal to his fiancee put up on the Taco Bell advertisement on the wall behind home plate, which would've been a lot more romantic if the Taco Bell logo hadn't still been on the ad.

Danzig 07-07-2007 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ateamstupid
During the Yankee game today, some guy had a proposal to his fiancee put up on the Taco Bell advertisement on the wall behind home plate, which would've been a lot more romantic if the Taco Bell logo hadn't still been on the ad.

run for the border....

philcski 07-07-2007 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Thats how you know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia...anywhere else they would have called it the teethbrush.

LOL!

My buddy was at Colonial today. I'll ask him about it.

PPerfectfan 07-07-2007 11:00 PM

.......you might be a Redneck. :D

GPK 07-07-2007 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by PPerfectfan
.......you might be a Redneck. :D


if you have been married 3 times and you still have the same in-laws

Cajungator26 07-08-2007 09:01 AM

A lot of people got married yesterday... it was considered a 'lucky' day. (7-7-07)

PPerfectfan 07-08-2007 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
A lot of people got married yesterday... it was considered a 'lucky' day. (7-7-07)

But at Colonial Downs with with 9 other couples. yea, I dont think so.:eek:

Cajungator26 07-08-2007 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by PPerfectfan
But at Colonial Downs with with 9 other couples. yea, I dont think so.:eek:

LOL

Welcome to the 'south.' Ha! :D

PPerfectfan 07-08-2007 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
LOL

Welcome to the 'south.' Ha! :D

Heyyyyyyy,,,ok ok I will give you that one! :D


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