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07-04-2007, 08:12 PM
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sure-fire handicapping method
After observing Maria Pascual today, right before she won the first of two races on the Delaware card, and after discussing these observations with Saucon17, I think this is fertile ground for developing a new handicapping technique. Book deal is in the works.
working title: The Body Language of Winning Horse Trainers trainer stokes up victory cigar while the horse is being saddled, using a hundred dollar bill as a match; trainer gets on phone to spouse and okays purchase of Florida timeshare as soon as gate opens; trainer pays for something by check right before race and says, "Just wait to cash it until the next, oh, two minutes or so;" trainer pays jockey just before the race and says, "Let's take care of this now...I'm going to take the rest of the month off;" trainer shows up at track in the morning in a rented stretch limo... Would appreciate any other suggestions.
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07-04-2007, 08:19 PM
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Trainer observed heading to paddock before the race with a left over fireworks rocket and a jar of vasoline!
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07-04-2007, 08:21 PM
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Ticket Seller: All kind of balls... Bodyguard: One of his is crystal.
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07-04-2007, 09:54 PM
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trainer learns that pg1985 loaded up on his horse?
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07-05-2007, 08:47 PM
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Books serve to show a man that those original thoughts of his aren't very new at all. Abraham Lincoln
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