sure-fire handicapping method
 

After observing Maria Pascual today, right before she won the first of two races on the Delaware card, and after discussing these observations with Saucon17, I think this is fertile ground for developing a new handicapping technique. Book deal is in the works.


working title: The Body Language of Winning Horse Trainers

trainer stokes up victory cigar while the horse is being saddled, using a hundred dollar bill as a match;

trainer gets on phone to spouse and okays purchase of Florida timeshare as soon as gate opens;

trainer pays for something by check right before race and says, "Just wait to cash it until the next, oh, two minutes or so;"

trainer pays jockey just before the race and says, "Let's take care of this now...I'm going to take the rest of the month off;"

trainer shows up at track in the morning in a rented stretch limo...


Would appreciate any other suggestions.

Hires good attorney.....fires Dardin .

Trainer observed heading to paddock before the race with a left over fireworks rocket and a jar of vasoline!

Oh, man. You have one twisted sense of humor. I like it.

He has 1-900-JUST18 on his cell with his finger on the send button.

trainer learns that pg1985 loaded up on his horse?

Trainer Is Wearing "cobra Snake" Skin Boots

excellent! glad you've joined us.

God ,you kill me!!!:D :D :D