Are you A Stasher?

#1 02-19-2007, 07:17 PM

A day in the life of magic

Phone rings Hot Tip from a Trainer.Grab keys & wallet check wallet hmmmm not enough cash go find stash turn house up side down looking for money stash as cant remember where i hid the stash as place changes daily Finally find stash hidden in phone book but now lost wallet find wallet run to car.
Radio says 6 mins till start of race cant go to local pub has ugly bar maids

Have to make dash over bridge to pub where barmaid smiled at me once ( well i think it was a smile might have been gas ) get caught behind slow old people who are doing a sunday drive on a monday, Scream at old people to get outta way as life depends on me putting this bet on,get to pub 2 mins to spare put my thongs on spare shirt in car incase i get thrown out for wearing a singlet ( dont laugh it has happened

) bareley make it in time & put my $10 bucks for the win.Watch race & scream at big screen in a high tone urging my horse to win which makes a dash & then blows out & finishes second last .Smile, tear up ticket into little pieces so no one knows & head home to Stash my money in my Stash hiding place again .

GPK · #2 02-19-2007, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Magic_Idol

A day in the life of magic

Phone rings Hot Tip from a Trainer.Gab keys & wallet check wallet hmmmm not enough cash go find stash turn house up side down looking for money stash as cant remember where i hid the stash as place changes daily Finally find stash hidden in phone book but now lost wallet find wallet run to car.
Radio says 6 mins till start of race cant go to local pub has ugly bar maids

Have to make dash over bridge to pub where barmaid smiled at me once ( well i think it was a smile might have been gas ) get caught behind slow old people who are doing a sunday drive on a monday, Scream at old people to get outta way as life depends on me putting this bet on,get to pub 2 mins to spare put my thongs on spare shirt in car incase i get thrown out for wearing a singlet ( dont laugh it has happened

) bareley make it in time & put my $10 bucks for the win.Watch race & scream at big screen in a high tone urging my horse to win which makes a dash & then blows out & finishes second last .Smile, tear up ticket into little pieces so no one knows & head home to Stash my money in my Stash hiding place again .

I started my SARATOGA STASH last month...always good to have the stash

SentToStud · #3 02-19-2007, 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Magic_Idol

A day in the life of magic

Phone rings Hot Tip from a Trainer.Gab keys & wallet check wallet hmmmm not enough cash go find stash turn house up side down looking for money stash as cant remember where i hid the stash as place changes daily Finally find stash hidden in phone book but now lost wallet find wallet run to car.
Radio says 6 mins till start of race cant go to local pub has ugly bar maids

Have to make dash over bridge to pub where barmaid smiled at me once ( well i think it was a smile might have been gas ) get caught behind slow old people who are doing a sunday drive on a monday, Scream at old people to get outta way as life depends on me putting this bet on,get to pub 2 mins to spare put my thongs on spare shirt in car incase i get thrown out for wearing a singlet ( dont laugh it has happened

) bareley make it in time & put my $10 bucks for the win.Watch race & scream at big screen in a high tone urging my horse to win which makes a dash & then blows out & finishes second last .Smile, tear up ticket into little pieces so no one knows & head home to Stash my money in my Stash hiding place again .

you had me going until that happened.

Danzig · #4 02-19-2007, 07:23 PM

i sure hope that is thongs as in sandals, not thong as in undies.

GPK · #5 02-19-2007, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by SentToStud

you had me going until that happened.

Flips Flops Bruce...thats what they call them across the pond.

#6 02-19-2007, 07:25 PM

All true happened yesterday the horse was ask a lady in the 5th at swan hill :-)

SentToStud · #7 02-19-2007, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by T3B

Flips Flops Bruce...thats what they call them across the pond.

oh, we wear those with socks here. A singlet?

GPK · #8 02-19-2007, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by SentToStud

oh, we wear those with socks here. A singlet?

My God, Bruce....PLEASE tell me you dont...

#9 02-19-2007, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by SentToStud

oh, we wear those with socks here. A singlet?

Singlet :- Black without sleves under shirt garment worn by aussies who dont like shirts

GPK · #10 02-19-2007, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Magic_Idol

Singlet :- Black without sleves under shirt garment worn by aussies who dont like shirts

sounds like what we call a "wife beater"

#11 02-19-2007, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by T3B

sounds like what we call a "wife beater"

HeHeHe

Cajungator26 · #12 02-19-2007, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by T3B

My God, Bruce....PLEASE tell me you dont...

I do too, so there.

#13 02-19-2007, 08:14 PM

Heres the Real one

Two rules for a aussie singlet
A : must be Black
B : Must be Bonds

Thongs are Jandles, Flip Flops not these nice comfortable male undies i found while surfin the net

GPK · #14 02-19-2007, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Magic_Idol

Heres the Real one

Two rules for a aussie singlet
A : must be Black
B : Must be Bonds

Thongs are Jandles, Flip Flops not these nice comfortable male undies i found while surfin the net

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH......MODERATOR.....MODERATOR......

DELETE......DELETE.....ABORT POST...ABORT POST...

Cajungator26 · #15 02-19-2007, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Magic_Idol

Heres the Real one

Two rules for a aussie singlet
A : must be Black
B : Must be Bonds

Thongs are Jandles, Flip Flops not these nice comfortable male undies i found while surfin the net

Hell yeah... this is the kind of post I needed to click on.