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A day in the life of magic:rolleyes:

Phone rings Hot Tip from a Trainer.Grab keys & wallet check wallet hmmmm not enough cash go find stash turn house up side down looking for money stash as cant remember where i hid the stash as place changes daily Finally find stash hidden in phone book but now lost wallet find wallet run to car.
Radio says 6 mins till start of race cant go to local pub has ugly bar maids:(
Have to make dash over bridge to pub where barmaid smiled at me once ( well i think it was a smile might have been gas ) get caught behind slow old people who are doing a sunday drive on a monday, Scream at old people to get outta way as life depends on me putting this bet on,get to pub 2 mins to spare put my thongs on spare shirt in car incase i get thrown out for wearing a singlet ( dont laugh it has happened :( ) bareley make it in time & put my $10 bucks for the win.Watch race & scream at big screen in a high tone urging my horse to win which makes a dash & then blows out & finishes second last .Smile, tear up ticket into little pieces so no one knows & head home to Stash my money in my Stash hiding place again .:cool:

I started my SARATOGA STASH last month...always good to have the stash

you had me going until that happened.

i sure hope that is thongs as in sandals, not thong as in undies.:p

Flips Flops Bruce...thats what they call them across the pond.

All true happened yesterday the horse was ask a lady in the 5th at swan hill :-)

oh, we wear those with socks here. A singlet?

My God, Bruce....PLEASE tell me you dont...:eek:

Singlet :- Black without sleves under shirt garment worn by aussies who dont like shirts

sounds like what we call a "wife beater"

HeHeHe;)

I do too, so there. :p :D

Heres the Real one

Two rules for a aussie singlet
A : must be Black
B : Must be Bonds

Thongs are Jandles, Flip Flops not these nice comfortable male undies i found while surfin the net:cool:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH......MODERATOR.....MODERATOR......

DELETE......DELETE.....ABORT POST...ABORT POST...:eek: :eek:

Hell yeah... this is the kind of post I needed to click on. :cool:

horny bitch...:eek:

Hahahaha!!! :D

aint truth a wonderful my love???:p

Stash yes, Thong NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!