PETA undercover in Asmussen's barn - Whoa!

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by Pants II

The solution was to spend $30-$40 for an online background check of an American girl looking for work in the barn.

Now the solution is to make Bob Costas interim trainer. He's the most perfect human on the planet.

i can't stand bob costas. now he can hold forth on derby day like he does during halftime on football broadcasts, pontificating as only he can about all that ails the sport.
i'll dvr, and then fast foward to the gate loading. so much easier that way.