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Old 07-15-2013, 07:49 PM
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a guy complains to his doctor...Doc, I'm really scared here..my thing has turned all orange...Doc says let me run some tests and tells the guy to call him the next day...The guy calls the Doc the next day and asks... Well what did you find Doc...The Doc says all the test came back fine, tell me what you do all day...The guy says ...Well Doc, I really don't do much.... mostly just sit around eating cheese doodles and watching porn....
Reminds me of the old joke about the guy that went to see his doc..Doc asks what the problem is and he says my balls turned brown..Doc checks him out and sends him home..Wife says, 'what did the doc say?'...Guy says 'Go wash your ass'...I know gross
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