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Old 02-01-2012, 07:22 PM
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I hope I run into you all. I'll be the wide-eyed (because I only get to a track a few times a year) guy with a Racing Form and a camera.

Oh, and dead money.
If it's dead, give it to me. I will hold it for you.

You can't miss us. We will be sitting with the Mayor of Trinity, FL and his trusty sidekick Exacta Bob, right overlooking the finish line.
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Old 02-01-2012, 07:26 PM
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If it's dead, give it to me. I will hold it for you.

You can't miss us. We will be sitting with the Mayor of Trinity, FL and his trusty sidekick Exacta Bob, right overlooking the finish line.
Dead money > Dead Pud
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Old 02-03-2012, 08:58 AM
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Who are the top dogs at 5/16ths at Derby Lane right now?

Who are the top dogs at 3/8ths?

Is the 1 post still killing them in 5/16th races?

Is the strip club Vegas Showgirls still up and running next door?
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Old 02-03-2012, 09:16 AM
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Who are the top dogs at 5/16ths at Derby Lane right now?

Who are the top dogs at 3/8ths?

Is the 1 post still killing them in 5/16th races?

Is the strip club Vegas Showgirls still up and running next door?
I can't answer the first two, but the third question has always been true, so I don't think that has changed. As for the last question, yes, still up and running.
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Old 02-03-2012, 09:22 AM
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I can't answer the first two, but the third question has always been true, so I don't think that has changed. As for the last question, yes, still up and running.
The stench of Red Bull, cigarettes, and despair wafting across the parking lot from that place upon arrival is unmistakeable.
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Old 02-03-2012, 09:27 AM
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The stench of Red Bull, cigarettes, and despair wafting across the parking lot from that place upon arrival is unmistakeable.
I was a big fan of OZ...it was right over next to my gym.

A few super hotties worked there. It was free admission until 7pm -- and they always had a lunch buffet out.

I'd stroll in to OZ, help myself to the free lunch buffet while I check out some boobiles on stage from my seat in the back. After my second trip to the bufffet .. I'd go up on the stage and tip a girl or two a buck, hoping she'd motorboat me.

After a few weeks of doing this ... they made a rule where addmission was still free and no one was still at the door -- but one of the dancers would come over and tell you that you had to buy one of their overpriced drinks when you come in.
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Old 02-03-2012, 09:31 AM
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I was a big fan of OZ...it was right over next to my gym.

A few super hotties worked there. It was free admission until 7pm -- and they always had a lunch buffet out.

I'd stroll in to OZ, help myself to the free lunch buffet while I check out some boobiles on stage from my seat in the back. After my second trip to the bufffet .. I'd go up on the stage and tip a girl or two a buck, hoping she'd motorboat me.

After a few weeks of doing this ... they made a rule where addmission was still free and no one was still at the door -- but one of the dancers would come over and tell you that you had to buy one of their overpriced drinks when you come in.
Applebees out, OZ is in..................
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