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Game Over |
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![]() Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter . . .
Oops, wrong Dice. |
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![]() Little Boy Blue...hey, he needed the money.
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![]() Interesting that you would pick that one. hmmmmm.................
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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![]() I could play the horses every day, but I just can't get into any other form of gambling.
I must be a bad date. |
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![]() FTFY
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![]() Your woman, Charlize, is on Letterman tonight.
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Hey Hossy....FTFY. |
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Let's say your whole goal is to win $50 to pay for dinner and you have $350 to start with. If you bet the Pass or Don't Pass -- you have a 49.3% chance of winning. So -- Bet $50 - if you lose Bet $100 -- if you lose bet $200. Your chances of losing 3 straight are just 13.03% Your chances of winning without losing 3 straight are 86.97%. So... 86.97% of the time you will achieve your goal of winning $50. 13% of the time... you will be exposed as an idiot. Thus, you can win $50 87% and they still have an edge on you. |
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My goal is to play, play and enjoy myself. Sometimes things go well but for the most part my goal is to leave with a few bucks and a few cocktails on the house (casinos have started getting proper beers from Colorado now). The way I play facilitates that, unless you go and try or have (but if you have you would not be questioning)it exactly as I do you should not question my success. I have not made myself rich by playing craps, but I have eaten fairly well in Vegas.
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don't run out of ammo. |