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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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It makes for a fun time though -- because you can stand around and make judgements on people by looking at them. I think girls like doing that and they like throwing the dice as well. If you think the person looks like a Mush or is just wearing Steelers gear -- bet the don't pass and root against them. If not -- limp in with a $5 bet on the dice at like a 1.6% takeout ... and bet $25 or $50 in the back at a 0.00% takeout after a number is up. I'm horrible with coming up for ideas for dates -- but the dice table was an outstanding one. Good offbeat conversation + slight buzz of low stakes gambling + the house edge is freaking tiny and there is no pressure to bet on every roll or every shooter. |
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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![]() I second that. It has happened to me a few times. It's pretty orgasmic.
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![]() Vegas Vets are found everywhere in today's society;they come in all shapes and sizes...differing views of the world around them...oddly dressed with various hat sizes..male/female, introvert/extrovert,sanitary worker/lawyer,gay/not gay.
One thing's for sure. And I ain't gonna say it. |
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![]() You want excitement playing craps, try a hard way parlay.
Hickory dickory dock, ooooh! |
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![]() If there is a craps table...I'm there! I guess it's a good thing that Indy Downs (10 minutes from my house) is a RACINO and they only have the electronic version as I would probably be divorced by now if thye had the real thing.
I love to play the "don'ts". If I can get on the 4 or 10 and then load up with a cover bet on the hard way I'm set. Once missed out on getting our bags out for the porters at the end of a cruise because I was on a smokin hot craps table for several hours. Me and the wife had to carry all of our bags off the boat and thru the New Orleans terminal...almost had a heart attack, but I won over 2K and had the time of my gambling life. Swear to god this lady rolled 11 or 12 six times in a row and the place was going NUTS! Craps is the bomb and it doesn't take that long to figure it out. Just get on a slow table and talk up a dealer and they will tell you what you need to know. Best action game in the world!
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“Once there was only dark. If you ask me, light’s winning.”–Rust Cohle – True Detective |
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As far as the ladies go, it is a great place to enjoy someones company. Playing the way I play you are never going to get hurt and more often than not (about 70%) you will leave up. My wife loves it, the women I have met in Vegas that never payed all really love it. Great times and bar none the best thing in any casino. Only thing for me besides the books.
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don't run out of ammo. |
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![]() And this is why I did'un have to say it.
"Mommy!Mommy!I got an A in craps!!" Of course, every Vegas Vet is fox smart and always wins...no one ever loses money. |
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![]() ~30% loss rate. Always lose it all. "Winning" for me means playing for two to four hours and leaving with more money than I show up with. Very rarely is it an 'A' performance.
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don't run out of ammo. |
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Dese people am good!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rggtzgTDx1Q |
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Take you woman to the $5 crap table Clyde. I'd say an outcome to a roll happens about once every 2-minutes. So -- you'll be betting $150 an hour in handle over the course of 30 rolls ... the house edge is 1.4% so they will get you for $2.10 if the law of AVG's work out. Think about that ... an hour date that costs just $2.10. Your girlfriend gets to throw dice and make snap judgements on shady people all the while. Mix in cheap and sometimes free drinks -- and you're getting over. |
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Game Over |
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![]() Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter . . .
Oops, wrong Dice. |
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![]() Little Boy Blue...hey, he needed the money.
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![]() Interesting that you would pick that one. hmmmmm.................
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Felix Unger talking to Oscar Madison: "Your horse could finish third by 20 lengths and they still pay you? And you have been losing money for all these years?!" |
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![]() I could play the horses every day, but I just can't get into any other form of gambling.
I must be a bad date. |
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Let's say your whole goal is to win $50 to pay for dinner and you have $350 to start with. If you bet the Pass or Don't Pass -- you have a 49.3% chance of winning. So -- Bet $50 - if you lose Bet $100 -- if you lose bet $200. Your chances of losing 3 straight are just 13.03% Your chances of winning without losing 3 straight are 86.97%. So... 86.97% of the time you will achieve your goal of winning $50. 13% of the time... you will be exposed as an idiot. Thus, you can win $50 87% and they still have an edge on you. |
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My goal is to play, play and enjoy myself. Sometimes things go well but for the most part my goal is to leave with a few bucks and a few cocktails on the house (casinos have started getting proper beers from Colorado now). The way I play facilitates that, unless you go and try or have (but if you have you would not be questioning)it exactly as I do you should not question my success. I have not made myself rich by playing craps, but I have eaten fairly well in Vegas.
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![]() I find walking up to a stern faced blackjack dealer much more intimidating. Craps is the only thing I play in a casino.
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