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Old 06-23-2011, 02:11 PM
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You aren't that dumb. Gambler's Anonymous
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Old 06-23-2011, 02:20 PM
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You aren't that dumb. Gambler's Anonymous
Funny, I have tremendous disdain for slot machines and people who play them - I live 5 minutes away from all the table game action I can handle ... yet, it would take free drinks, free meals, and a complimentry blowjob from a coctail waitress hottie to get me to play craps, blackjack, roulette, or any of the other sh!t they offer.

You know, they're open all through the night, right?

When I was reviewing forms of 50-year-old horses Gun Bow torched at 2AM last night - I could have been fiending at the casino.

I have addictions - many in fact - but compulsive gambling is certainly not one of them.
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Old 06-23-2011, 02:24 PM
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Funny, I have tremendous disdain for slot machines and people who play them - I live 5 minutes away from all the table game action I can handle ... yet, it would take free drinks, free meals, and a complimentry blowjob from a coctail waitress hottie to get me to play craps, blackjack, roulette, or any of the other sh!t they offer.

You know, they're open all through the night, right?

When I was reviewing forms of 50-year-old horses Gun Bow torched at 2AM last night - I could have been fiending at the casino.

I have addictions - many in fact - but compulsive gambling is certainly not one of them.
Nothing but the best, even for your addictions. A lucky guy you are.
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Old 06-23-2011, 02:34 PM
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A lucky guy you are.
You know what's funny?

Kids love me.

Even the kids with douche fathers who obsess over them.

In fact, I am a 4-time uncle. And in all four cases - when I'm around one of them (which isn't often) the kids sure seem to like being around me a whole hell of a lot more than their parents or grandparents.

Not that I can blame them, I guess.
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Old 06-23-2011, 02:51 PM
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You know what's funny?

Kids love me.

Even the kids with douche fathers who obsess over them.

In fact, I am a 4-time uncle. And in all four cases - when I'm around one of them (which isn't often) the kids sure seem to like being around me a whole hell of a lot more than their parents or grandparents.

Not that I can blame them, I guess.
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Old 06-23-2011, 02:54 PM
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Nice, Randall.

Did you happen upon that link in one of the Beastiality boards you post on?
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Old 06-23-2011, 02:56 PM
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Nice, Randall.

Did you happen upon that link in one of the Beastiality boards you post on?
No actually. Just econ. Amazing the business ideas people come up with.
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Old 06-23-2011, 07:45 PM
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You know what's funny?

Kids love me.

Even the kids with douche fathers who obsess over them.

In fact, I am a 4-time uncle. And in all four cases - when I'm around one of them (which isn't often) the kids sure seem to like being around me a whole hell of a lot more than their parents or grandparents.

Not that I can blame them, I guess.
That's funny. When I used to see more of my 4 nieces, I'd get pretty much the same reaction.
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Old 06-23-2011, 03:54 PM
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When I was reviewing forms of 50-year-old horses Gun Bow torched at 2AM last night - I could have been fiending at the casino.
I've said this before, but you ought to be compensated for your research efforts. Maybe you can hit up a Marylou Whitney type for a racing history grant.
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