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randallscott35 06-22-2011 04:06 PM
Rectal Thermometers
 
Who knew that if you insert one of these into your baby, they are likely to take a sh.it on you? I sure didn't.

Echo Farm 06-22-2011 05:12 PM
Matches work on dogs.

randallscott35 06-22-2011 05:13 PM
I believe sticking a match in my kid's butt would be abuse....but I learn something new everyday on here.

Echo Farm 06-22-2011 05:18 PM
I'm not sure that the sulfur in the matches is what does it. I heard it was a reflex, but then...............oh never mind.

Digital non contact thermometers are kinder in all respects, but not sure about the accuracy.

MaTH716 06-22-2011 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by randallscott35 (Post 786294)
I believe sticking a match in my kid's butt would be abuse....but I learn something new everyday on here.
Who said Randall wouldn't make a wonderful father? He's a freakin natural........................................... ............

geeker2 06-22-2011 06:38 PM
^^^^^

lost a gerbil once


:D

GPK 06-22-2011 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by randallscott35 (Post 786267)
Who knew that if you insert one of these into your baby, they are likely to take a sh.it on you? I sure didn't.
You know that you can take his tempature under his armpit too, right?

randallscott35 06-22-2011 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by GPK (Post 786334)
You know that you can take his tempature under his armpit too, right?
Not as accurate. This young you are supposed to go strictly for the ass.

GPK 06-22-2011 07:00 PM
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Originally Posted by randallscott35 (Post 786335)
Not as accurate. This young you are supposed to go strictly for the ass.
:zz:

hi_im_god 06-22-2011 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by randallscott35 (Post 786335)
Not as accurate. This young you are supposed to go strictly for the ass.
^
new signature in waiting.

randallscott35 06-22-2011 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by GPK (Post 786344)
:zz:
Look it up.

randallscott35 06-22-2011 07:46 PM
Back to parenting class for you Kev.


A popular option you'll see in stores and online is digital ear (tympanic) thermometers, which measure body temperature inside the ear. "They aren't recommended for young children because there are lots of chances for error," says Paul Horowitz, M.D., medical director of Pediatric Clinics Legacy Health System in Portland, Ore. We've found that you have to align them in the ear canal perfectly to be accurate. Temps taken orally, with a pacifier thermometer, may seem to be another way to go. But oral thermometers tend to be as much as 1º F lower than rectal thermometers and aren't considered as accurate for children under age 3.

dagolfer33 06-22-2011 07:49 PM
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Originally Posted by randallscott35 (Post 786364)
Look it up.
Ever had to perform and enema?

randallscott35 06-22-2011 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by dagolfer33 (Post 786373)
Ever had to perform and enema?
No. My system is quite fast. I understand the enema's action. My point is these thermometers are small and don't go in that far, so you wouldn't think you'd get a mudslide from using it...But again, my goal here is to inform and keep the potential parents, all 3 of them on here, on the straight and narrow.

MaTH716 06-22-2011 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by randallscott35 (Post 786375)
No. My system is quite fast. I understand the enema's action. My point is these thermometers are small and don't go in that far, so you wouldn't think you'd get a mudslide from using it...But again, my goal here is to inform and keep the potential parents, all 3 of them on here, on the straight and narrow.
I'll take the under.

dagolfer33 06-22-2011 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by randallscott35 (Post 786375)
No. My system is quite fast. I understand the enema's action. My point is these thermometers are small and don't go in that far, so you wouldn't think you'd get a mudslide from using it...But again, my goal here is to inform and keep the potential parents, all 3 of them on here, on the straight and narrow.
Your function as a parent is not complete without the following trifecta: rectal thermometer, emema, glycerine suppositories.:)

randallscott35 06-22-2011 08:00 PM
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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 786380)
I'll take the under.
And Thank God for that.

MaTH716 06-22-2011 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by randallscott35 (Post 786383)
And Thank God for that.
Do me a favor and leave all that crap home when we go to Monmouth....................

(No pun intended :eek: :o )

randallscott35 06-22-2011 08:02 PM
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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 786384)
Do me a favor and leave all that crap home when we go to Monmouth....................
Will do.

Dahoss 06-22-2011 08:06 PM
No wonder this place is so dead.


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