Rectal Thermometers

randallscott35 · #1 06-22-2011, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by dagolfer33

Ever had to perform and enema?

No. My system is quite fast. I understand the enema's action. My point is these thermometers are small and don't go in that far, so you wouldn't think you'd get a mudslide from using it...But again, my goal here is to inform and keep the potential parents, all 3 of them on here, on the straight and narrow.

MaTH716 · #2 06-22-2011, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35

No. My system is quite fast. I understand the enema's action. My point is these thermometers are small and don't go in that far, so you wouldn't think you'd get a mudslide from using it...But again, my goal here is to inform and keep the potential parents, all 3 of them on here, on the straight and narrow.

I'll take the under.

randallscott35 · #3 06-22-2011, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716

I'll take the under.

And Thank God for that.

MaTH716 · #4 06-22-2011, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35

And Thank God for that.

Do me a favor and leave all that crap home when we go to Monmouth....................

(No pun intended

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randallscott35 · #5 06-22-2011, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716

Do me a favor and leave all that crap home when we go to Monmouth....................

Will do.

Dahoss · #6 06-22-2011, 08:06 PM

No wonder this place is so dead.

herkhorse · #7 06-22-2011, 08:24 PM

I'm surprised Randall has such a smart kid.

dagolfer33 · #8 06-22-2011, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by randallscott35

No. My system is quite fast. I understand the enema's action. My point is these thermometers are small and don't go in that far, so you wouldn't think you'd get a mudslide from using it...But again, my goal here is to inform and keep the potential parents, all 3 of them on here, on the straight and narrow.

Your function as a parent is not complete without the following trifecta: rectal thermometer, emema, glycerine suppositories.