Worst handicaper of the year

[Dahoss]

I don't want to get off topic here, but I'm hoping someone can help me as well. Here's my problem and some might think it isn't a problem but I want to maximize what I am doing.

Thursday night I slept with a supermodel. Friday night I slept with a playboy playmate and last night I slept with a famous actress.

As you could see, most would think; you are getting laid, why complain? But this is the reason I am asking advice from this forum. I think I could maximize my potential if I could somehow convince them to have an orgy. Any thoughts?