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![]() Are any of these races the one when you chopped off a finger cheering your winner home?
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Still trying to outsmart me, aren't you, mule-skinner? You want me to think that you don't want me to go down there, but the subtle truth is you really don't want me to go down there! |
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![]() I thought so. The most creative redboarder ever.
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![]() Oh yea...lol, the cast is coming off in two more weeks...good memory!
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You got a brother? Call him up....I figured it's in the blood! |
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![]() I don't want to get off topic here, but I'm hoping someone can help me as well. Here's my problem and some might think it isn't a problem but I want to maximize what I am doing.
Thursday night I slept with a supermodel. Friday night I slept with a playboy playmate and last night I slept with a famous actress. As you could see, most would think; you are getting laid, why complain? But this is the reason I am asking advice from this forum. I think I could maximize my potential if I could somehow convince them to have an orgy. Any thoughts? |
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Just more nebulous nonsense from BBB |
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![]() This might be the greatest redboard thread in history.....PG1985's several hundred gems notwithstanding.
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![]() I knew I could count on the board. Thanks guys.
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![]() Dearest, Kingturf
Good day, sir. I reply to you not with betting amount advise but rather to solicit a financial business transaction that will be financially rewarding and put a smile on both of our faces. I understand you are cooperative and are always looking to be pointed in the right direction. There is a sum of $25,000,000 US in a closed account - and only I as an insider have all the access to particulars. No one has stepped forward to claim the money - so I hearby ask you to act as next of kin. You will transfer the deposit to a foreign offshore bank account - and we will share this money and live happily forever. Please provide me with your phone and fax number and addresses and bank account information of where the money will be transferring to. Finally, I will need a small sum of just $124,525 US up front to cover all fees before the sum can be transferred offshore. Trusting to hear from you, The Indomitable DrugS |
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![]() Justin Dew must be so jealous right now.
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![]() Am not!
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http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40507 |