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Old 07-19-2010, 01:23 PM
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Our other, Jessica Pachenco, was rumored to have a wooden leg but through some research (from other people) that was shot down.

She is one of the trickiest girls you will ever meet. Some days she absolutely brings it and she looks like she has this unbelievable body and personality, A+ material, and then other days, she could barely make a C. Mind boggling for me
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That's the kind of chick you want. You don't want a chick that's 'consistent' when it comes to appearance, as you'll get tired of her real quick; no matter how hot she is. On the other hand, a chick that's passable one day, in a given outfit, say, and boner inducing another, in a different outfit, is at a premium. Of course, NOTHING beats great body parts --- and I don't mean big tits or a shapely ass only but that 'special' *****/ahole combo. This, obviously, isn't transparent, however. Having seen a lot of women nude, online and otherwise, I'm guessing Jessica has very nice body parts. Too bad the racing sucks this year AP, so I'm not having the pleasure of viewing her.
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:40 PM
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Nah

That's the kind of chick you want. You don't want a chick that's 'consistent' when it comes to appearance, as you'll get tired of her real quick; no matter how hot she is. On the other hand, a chick that's passable one day, in a given outfit, say, and boner inducing another, in a different outfit, is at a premium. Of course, NOTHING beats great body parts --- and I don't mean big tits or a shapely ass only but that 'special' *****/ahole combo. This, obviously, isn't transparent, however. Having seen a lot of women nude, online and otherwise, I'm guessing Jessica has very nice body parts. Too bad the racing sucks this year AP, so I'm not having the pleasure of viewing her.
I'm undecided if she has a nice rack or not. We were talking about it the other day and she also plays around on how those bad boys look. Some day they look like they are ready to take out an aircraft carrier and others they are ridiculous.
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Old 07-19-2010, 01:41 PM
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Nah

That's the kind of chick you want. You don't want a chick that's 'consistent' when it comes to appearance, as you'll get tired of her real quick; no matter how hot she is. On the other hand, a chick that's passable one day, in a given outfit, say, and boner inducing another, in a different outfit, is at a premium. Of course, NOTHING beats great body parts --- and I don't mean big tits or a shapely ass only but that 'special' *****/ahole combo. This, obviously, isn't transparent, however. Having seen a lot of women nude, online and otherwise, I'm guessing Jessica has very nice body parts. Too bad the racing sucks this year AP, so I'm not having the pleasure of viewing her.
Whoa!
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:18 PM
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Whoa!
I thank him for that. I had a bet he was an ahole kind of guy. Easiest money I've ever made.
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:24 PM
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I thank him for that. I had a bet he was an ahole kind of guy. Easiest money I've ever made.
Figures a doofus like you would never get it. Speaking of aholes, however. What is it with you and having a bug up your ass for people on the web. When you're not trying to get my attention, you're ****in' (or trying to) with any number of people over at PA. What is it, exactly: no attention at home?
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:31 PM
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Figures a doofus like you would never get it. Speaking of aholes, however. What is it with you and having a bug up your ass for people on the web. When you're not trying to get my attention, you're ****in' (or trying to) with any number of people over at PA. What is it, exactly: no attention at home?
Yeah that's it. I'm trying to get your attention. I desperately want the attention of an unstable shut in.

Has there ever been a more hypocritical post in internet history? I have a bug up my ass? Yeah, you're Mr. Sunshine. Do you really think you're fooling anyone with this crap?
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:37 PM
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Yeah that's it. I'm trying to get your attention. I desperately want the attention of unstable shut in.

Has there ever been a more hypocritical post in internet history? I have a bug up my ass? Yeah, you're Mr. Sunshine. Do you really think you're fooling anyone with this crap?
If this weren't the case, MoFO, then there wouldn't be any number of posts by you directed AT/TO me. And, you wouldn't be 'discussing' me with other people, as you indicated above. That's real healthy.

Fact of the matter is that you're a PUNK. Whether you own up to it or not is neither here nor there to me. How about you fixate on somebody else, as I've repeatedly indicated to you in the past that I'm just not interested. Know what I mean, Gaylord? ha ha ha
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:39 PM
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I can't believe gaylord just got busted out. Getting rowdy.

Ole Kasept isn't around either, gotta be getting a phone call soon
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:45 PM
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If this weren't the case, MoFO, then there wouldn't be any number of posts by you directed AT/TO me. And, you wouldn't be 'discussing' me with other people, as you indicated above. That's real healthy.

Fact of the matter is that you're a PUNK. Whether you own up to it or not is neither here nor there to me. How about you fixate on somebody else, as I've repeatedly indicated to you in the past that I'm just not interested. Know what I mean, Gaylord? ha ha ha
Should I bring up all of the times you have brought my name up here, even while I wasn't posting here? You've basically admitted to following me around at PA. But I'm the unhealthy one. Neither one of us are winning any popularity contests, but at least I can admit that.

If you think I'm discussing you, you are even more deranged than most think. Now get back in the closet.
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:31 PM
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I knew this thread had potential.
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:37 PM
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I knew this thread had potential.
I heard a rumor that the_fat_man has a glass eye and hossy wears hair extensions. Can you confirm?
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:40 PM
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I heard a rumor that the_fat_man has a glass eye and hossy wears hair extensions. Can you confirm?
I can not confirm that. I did hear that PG1985 has seen some girlie movie like four times in five nights though
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Old 07-19-2010, 09:19 PM
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I thank him for that. I had a bet he was an ahole kind of guy. Easiest money I've ever made.
Excellent work getting TFM on tilt. But honestly it's kind of easy. I did it all the time until he ummmm......................ignored me. It's hilarious watching him meltdown. We have to get "Geotie" from the old DRF on here somehow to battle him. Would be like seeing Pacquiao vs Maywweather.

That is if both Pacquiao and Mayweather were middle aged men who still lived at home with their parents.
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:53 PM
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Nah

That's the kind of chick you want. You don't want a chick that's 'consistent' when it comes to appearance, as you'll get tired of her real quick; no matter how hot she is. On the other hand, a chick that's passable one day, in a given outfit, say, and boner inducing another, in a different outfit, is at a premium. Of course, comNOTHING beats great body parts --- and I don't mean big tits or a shapely ass only but that 'special' *****/ahole bo. This, obviously, isn't transparent, however. Having seen a lot of women nude, online and otherwise, I'm guessing Jessica has very nice body parts. Too bad the racing sucks this year AP, so I'm not having the pleasure of viewing her.
"NOTHING beats great body parts"....... When did Ed Gein join DT?
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Old 07-19-2010, 02:53 PM
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"NOTHING beats great body parts"....... When did Ed Gein join DT?
Whose Ed Gein?

Edit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Gein
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