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[the_fat_man]

tits & ass

[Scav]

Originally Posted by the_fat_man

tits & ass

None of the first, amazing on the second.

Our other, Jessica Pachenco, was rumored to have a wooden leg but through some research (from other people) that was shot down.

She is one of the trickiest girls you will ever meet. Some days she absolutely brings it and she looks like she has this unbelievable body and personality, A+ material, and then other days, she could barely make a C. Mind boggling for me

[the_fat_man]

Originally Posted by Scav

Our other, Jessica Pachenco, was rumored to have a wooden leg but through some research (from other people) that was shot down.

She is one of the trickiest girls you will ever meet. Some days she absolutely brings it and she looks like she has this unbelievable body and personality, A+ material, and then other days, she could barely make a C. Mind boggling for me

Nah

That's the kind of chick you want. You don't want a chick that's 'consistent' when it comes to appearance, as you'll get tired of her real quick; no matter how hot she is. On the other hand, a chick that's passable one day, in a given outfit, say, and boner inducing another, in a different outfit, is at a premium. Of course, NOTHING beats great body parts --- and I don't mean big tits or a shapely ass only but that 'special' *****/ahole combo. This, obviously, isn't transparent, however. Having seen a lot of women nude, online and otherwise, I'm guessing Jessica has very nice body parts. Too bad the racing sucks this year AP, so I'm not having the pleasure of viewing her.

[Scav]

Originally Posted by the_fat_man

Nah

That's the kind of chick you want. You don't want a chick that's 'consistent' when it comes to appearance, as you'll get tired of her real quick; no matter how hot she is. On the other hand, a chick that's passable one day, in a given outfit, say, and boner inducing another, in a different outfit, is at a premium. Of course, NOTHING beats great body parts --- and I don't mean big tits or a shapely ass only but that 'special' *****/ahole combo. This, obviously, isn't transparent, however. Having seen a lot of women nude, online and otherwise, I'm guessing Jessica has very nice body parts. Too bad the racing sucks this year AP, so I'm not having the pleasure of viewing her.

I'm undecided if she has a nice rack or not. We were talking about it the other day and she also plays around on how those bad boys look. Some day they look like they are ready to take out an aircraft carrier and others they are ridiculous.

[Cannon Shell]

Originally Posted by the_fat_man

Nah

That's the kind of chick you want. You don't want a chick that's 'consistent' when it comes to appearance, as you'll get tired of her real quick; no matter how hot she is. On the other hand, a chick that's passable one day, in a given outfit, say, and boner inducing another, in a different outfit, is at a premium. Of course, NOTHING beats great body parts --- and I don't mean big tits or a shapely ass only but that 'special' *****/ahole combo. This, obviously, isn't transparent, however. Having seen a lot of women nude, online and otherwise, I'm guessing Jessica has very nice body parts. Too bad the racing sucks this year AP, so I'm not having the pleasure of viewing her.

Whoa!

[Dahoss]

Originally Posted by Cannon Shell

Whoa!

I thank him for that. I had a bet he was an ahole kind of guy. Easiest money I've ever made.

[the_fat_man]

Originally Posted by Dahoss

I thank him for that. I had a bet he was an ahole kind of guy. Easiest money I've ever made.

Figures a doofus like you would never get it. Speaking of aholes, however. What is it with you and having a bug up your ass for people on the web. When you're not trying to get my attention, you're ****in' (or trying to) with any number of people over at PA. What is it, exactly: no attention at home?

[Dahoss]

Originally Posted by the_fat_man

Figures a doofus like you would never get it. Speaking of aholes, however. What is it with you and having a bug up your ass for people on the web. When you're not trying to get my attention, you're ****in' (or trying to) with any number of people over at PA. What is it, exactly: no attention at home?

Yeah that's it. I'm trying to get your attention. I desperately want the attention of an unstable shut in.

Has there ever been a more hypocritical post in internet history? I have a bug up my ass? Yeah, you're Mr. Sunshine. Do you really think you're fooling anyone with this crap?

[Scav]

I knew this thread had potential.

[stonegossard]

Originally Posted by Dahoss

I thank him for that. I had a bet he was an ahole kind of guy. Easiest money I've ever made.

Excellent work getting TFM on tilt. But honestly it's kind of easy. I did it all the time until he ummmm......................ignored me. It's hilarious watching him meltdown. We have to get "Geotie" from the old DRF on here somehow to battle him. Would be like seeing Pacquiao vs Maywweather.

That is if both Pacquiao and Mayweather were middle aged men who still lived at home with their parents.

[satan's twin]

Originally Posted by the_fat_man

Nah

That's the kind of chick you want. You don't want a chick that's 'consistent' when it comes to appearance, as you'll get tired of her real quick; no matter how hot she is. On the other hand, a chick that's passable one day, in a given outfit, say, and boner inducing another, in a different outfit, is at a premium. Of course, comNOTHING beats great body parts --- and I don't mean big tits or a shapely ass only but that 'special' *****/ahole bo. This, obviously, isn't transparent, however. Having seen a lot of women nude, online and otherwise, I'm guessing Jessica has very nice body parts. Too bad the racing sucks this year AP, so I'm not having the pleasure of viewing her.

"NOTHING beats great body parts"....... When did Ed Gein join DT?

[Scav]

Originally Posted by satan's twin

"NOTHING beats great body parts"....... When did Ed Gein join DT?

Whose Ed Gein?

Edit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Gein

[Rupert Pupkin]

Originally Posted by Scav

None of the first, amazing on the second.

Our other, Jessica Pachenco, was rumored to have a wooden leg but through some research (from other people) that was shot down.

She is one of the trickiest girls you will ever meet. Some days she absolutely brings it and she looks like she has this unbelievable body and personality, A+ material, and then other days, she could barely make a C. Mind boggling for me

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt

[AeWingnut]

Originally Posted by Rupert Pupkin

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt

"Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Tonto, disguised as a doorknob, came off in the Lone Ranger's hand".