What shall I do?

[randallscott35]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

My bad - on a sock. The purpose of the sock is to catch the nut.

Oh is that what it is? I thought it was for hand puppets.

[TheSpyder]

Tom my man,

You're here for one reason. Your Mom went with "B" and so should you. Darwin has a name for this and it is what keeps our survival. Do what you need to for the survival of the human race.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Scav

Not to be comedy but what is wrong with a chick telling you she wants it? Doesn't mean she is a skank. It is called the 'new' woman.

I know a skank when I see one, I don't think she is one

Nothing wrong with that, it's actually very hot.
Mrs. Math is always telling me what and how she wants. Unfortunately she wants the garbage taken out, the grass mowed and Michael's room painted.......


So you never answered, Why can't you just meet the your lady after dinner with mom?

[Bigsmc]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

So you never answered, Why can't you just meet the your lady after dinner with mom?

He needs a built in excuse for his failure to close the deal on the waitress.

[DerbyCat]

Tom, I know I'm probably too late but I'm on vacation and came to this party a little late. You're Mom will always love you, no matter what you do. Chicks who want to do you may not always want to do you - so do the chick and make it up to your Mom for the next 364 days... She'll be good with that.

At least that's how I'd roll... But what do I know, I'm married.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS

My bad - on a sock. The purpose of the sock is to catch the nut.

good thing you only use photos to discuss races on here.

[Danzig]

Originally Posted by Scav

I haven't voted yet!

moms love their kids no matter what they do. take her to brunch, tell her you have a late date-she'll understand. i would...

[herkhorse]

what kind of animal? I think this is important.The female Praying Mantis for instance, devours the male while they are mating. The male sometimes continues copulating even after the female has bitten off his head and part of his upper torso. just sayin...

[Dahoss]

Where is Morty when you need him?

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Dahoss

Where is Morty when you need him?

I think he is still at Marc's.......

[Scav]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

Nothing wrong with that, it's actually very hot.
Mrs. Math is always telling me what and how she wants. Unfortunately she wants the garbage taken out, the grass mowed and Michael's room painted.......


So you never answered, Why can't you just meet the your lady after dinner with mom?

I was sexted "You get to **** me like an animal at 7pm sharp"...I responded with only !!! so far.

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

He needs a built in excuse for his failure to close the deal on the waitress.

Not a waitress, although she is an executive at a high level dining establishment

Originally Posted by DerbyCat

Tom, I know I'm probably too late but I'm on vacation and came to this party a little late. You're Mom will always love you, no matter what you do. Chicks who want to do you may not always want to do you - so do the chick and make it up to your Mom for the next 364 days... She'll be good with that.

At least that's how I'd roll... But what do I know, I'm married.

I knew there was a reason you are a fav of mine!

Originally Posted by Danzig

moms love their kids no matter what they do. take her to brunch, tell her you have a late date-she'll understand. i would...

Very true, although I only try and play this card when I absolutely have to.

Originally Posted by herkhorse

what kind of animal? I think this is important.The female Praying Mantis for instance, devours the male while they are mating. The male sometimes continues copulating even after the female has bitten off his head and part of his upper torso. just sayin...

I doubt biting, more nibbles.

[MaTH716]

My vote's in, dinner with the family for Mom's birthday.

[Scav]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

My vote's in, dinner with the family for Mom's birthday.

I am usually not PROMISED such insane actions, it would have been a slam dunk if I was just told "You get to bang me tomorrow"

Thus my mixed emotions

[RockHardTen1985]

Can you even go multiple times? Thats very important, because 1 time might not be worth it.

[MaTH716]

Originally Posted by Scav

I am usually not PROMISED such insane actions, it would have been a slam dunk if I was just told "You get to bang me tomorrow"

Thus my mixed emotions

Well what do you think the difference is between you just bangin her and the "hot animal sex" that you were promised?

[Scav]

Originally Posted by RockHardTen1985

Can you even go multiple times? Thats very important, because 1 time might not be worth it.

Of course....Haven't really discussed before with friends so I don't know 'normal' but I tend to be able to get right back in the saddle pretty quickly.

Although, if I am hammered, it is guaranteed one and done because I can barely breath afterwards I am so out of shape.

Good for you, dude.

[Scav]

Originally Posted by MaTH716

Well what do you think the difference is between you just bangin her and the "hot animal sex" that you were promised?

More the memories I can create in my head for when I am 65 and sitting in a retirement home telling war stories.

[RockHardTen1985]

Originally Posted by Coach Pants

Good for you, dude.

[The Indomitable DrugS]

Take the free meal over sex. It's as simple as that.