BP Gives Up

Danzig · #1 06-20-2010, 08:18 AM

no need to fear, folks! a solution has been found...

'State senators in Louisiana have designated Sunday as a day of prayer aimed at seeking an end to the Gulf of Mexico oil spill disaster.

On Wednesday, Louisiana state Sen. Robert Adley won unanimous approval of the resolution, which invites people of all faiths from within the state and around the U.S. to focus on divine intervention to find a solution to the crisis.

"Thus far efforts made by mortals to try to solve the crisis have been to no avail," CNN reported Adley saying in a statement released last week. "It is clearly time for a miracle for us."'

that's why we elect them, so they can find definitive, foolproof responses to our pressing issues.

herkhorse · #2 06-20-2010, 08:35 AM

hi_im_god · #3 06-20-2010, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig

no need to fear, folks! a solution has been found...

'State senators in Louisiana have designated Sunday as a day of prayer aimed at seeking an end to the Gulf of Mexico oil spill disaster.

On Wednesday, Louisiana state Sen. Robert Adley won unanimous approval of the resolution, which invites people of all faiths from within the state and around the U.S. to focus on divine intervention to find a solution to the crisis.

"Thus far efforts made by mortals to try to solve the crisis have been to no avail," CNN reported Adley saying in a statement released last week. "It is clearly time for a miracle for us."'

that's why we elect them, so they can find definitive, foolproof responses to our pressing issues.

they should have waited for august so they could claim success.

timmgirvan · #4 06-20-2010, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig

no need to fear, folks! a solution has been found...

'State senators in Louisiana have designated Sunday as a day of prayer aimed at seeking an end to the Gulf of Mexico oil spill disaster.

On Wednesday, Louisiana state Sen. Robert Adley won unanimous approval of the resolution, which invites people of all faiths from within the state and around the U.S. to focus on divine intervention to find a solution to the crisis.

"Thus far efforts made by mortals to try to solve the crisis have been to no avail," CNN reported Adley saying in a statement released last week. "It is clearly time for a miracle for us."'

that's why we elect them, so they can find definitive, foolproof responses to our pressing issues.

At least they're headed in the right direction!

Danzig · #5 06-20-2010, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by timmgirvan

At least they're headed in the right direction!

oh please. this is a move in no direction.

now, should the hand of god descend from the clouds, and reach down and plug the hole with a pinky finger, i'll be the first in line at church next sunday....but i have a feeling i'll be home, drinking a cup of coffee and deciding between inside and outside chores.

timmgirvan · #6 06-20-2010, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig

oh please. this is a move in no direction.

now, should the hand of god descend from the clouds, and reach down and plug the hole with a pinky finger, i'll be the first in line at church next sunday....but i have a feeling i'll be home, drinking a cup of coffee and deciding between inside and outside chores.

Don't get yer dander up.....difference of opinion! "Doubting Thomas's" abound.

Danzig · #7 06-20-2010, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by timmgirvan

Don't get yer dander up.....difference of opinion! "Doubting Thomas's" abound.

i haven't got any doubts at all.

Danzig · #8 06-20-2010, 04:53 PM

well...that's not true. lol i doubt this day of prayer solves a thing regarding the leak!

herkhorse · #9 06-20-2010, 09:30 PM

They need to build a giant styrofoam Jesus in the middle of the gulf, then maybe it will get struck by lightning and plug the hole.

Riot · #10 06-20-2010, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by herkhorse

They need to build a giant styrofoam Jesus in the middle of the gulf, then maybe it will get struck by lightning and plug the hole.

Brilliant!

Riot · #11 06-20-2010, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig

now, should the hand of god descend from the clouds, and reach down and plug the hole with a pinky finger, i'll be the first in line at church next sunday.....

What if the finger plugging the hole belonged to .... Allah? What would the right do!

Danzig · #12 06-21-2010, 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Riot

What if the finger plugging the hole belonged to .... Allah? What would the right do!

i would enjoy it most if it were zeus....after 2k years of calling it mythology, the truth would come out!!!

Riot · #13 06-21-2010, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Danzig

i would enjoy it most if it were zeus....after 2k years of calling it mythology, the truth would come out!!!

I like it

But Zeus has gotten fed up with man for far less than this, already!

randallscott35 · #14 06-22-2010, 07:18 AM

New low again today. All those bottom catchers last week getting their ass handed to them. By the way the spill looks worse since last night. Casing giving way.

Riot · #15 06-20-2010, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by timmgirvan

At least they're headed in the right direction!

So you support what Obama said in his oval office speech? Hey, pretty generous of you