What's The Funniest Horse Name You've Seen?

[Indian Charlie]

There was a quarter horse named Chingaderos.

[packerbacker7964]

terry wallace almost 20 years ago calling home the winner named Boozing.

[Merlinsky]

Panty Raid and Isitingood.

[PatCummings]

I called Viagraman's maiden winner at Philly Park some years ago...

Viagraman came charging hard on the outside...Viagraman gets up to win...

Yeah, I went there.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by PatCummings

I called Viagraman's maiden winner at Philly Park some years ago...

Viagraman came charging hard on the outside...Viagraman gets up to win...

Yeah, I went there.

Did he explode in the stretch?

Was it a big win?

[Frost King]

At Woodbine, many years ago there was a horse named Manja Kayka, it means Eat **** in Italian.

[Frost King]

At Woodbine, many years ago there was a horse named Manja Kayka, it means Eat S**t in Italian.

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Belly Fat (2008)

Bagapooh (2002)

Wood Panel Pinto (unused so far)
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Yo Kisses (unused so far......i.e. "Yo Kisses was much the best today")

Lavender Glades.....(as yet unused ) Fictional University Of Miami Football Player's name.

[westcoastinvader]

I think I've posted before, but at little Ascot Park near Cleveland a horse named Hit Head seemed to be a regular in the "exotic" Daily Doubles (the ONLY exotics in the early 1960's).

The track announcer seemed to savor the opportunity to have a stretch call with a somewhat slurred "and here comessssSSS..Hit Head!"

[westcoastinvader]

I looked at "Rock Hard Ten" with nary a 2nd thought about the name until my wife laughed out loud when noticing in my form one day.

[Buffymommy]

Originally Posted by westcoastinvader

I looked at "Rock Hard Ten" with nary a 2nd thought about the name until my wife laughed out loud when noticing in my form one day.

That is because SIZE DOES MATTER! Heehee!


I always loved the name Arewehavingfunyet.

[2Hot4TV]

"One Eyed Romeo" was a decent runner in the late80's in California.

[Indian Charlie]

Originally Posted by 2Hot4TV

"One Eyed Romeo" was a decent runner in the late80's in California.

That was a cool horse.

However, his name wasn't dirty at all.

His sire was Romeo. He had only one good eye.

[Revidere]

Originally Posted by Pedigree Ann

Flat Fleet Feet, and hearing the announcer trying NOT to mess it up.

Ceasar P. Kimmel strikes again.

How about Cunning Stunt.

[viscount26]

I remember a horse in England from the 80's that was called Mary Hinge, until they had to change it. Most people would reverse the M & H

[parsixfarms]

Originally Posted by Revidere

Ceasar P. Kimmel strikes again.

How about Cunning Stunt.

I always his best was Peony's Envy.

[DerbyCat]

I still say this guys name when I make a good score: Winrwinrchickndinr!

[TouchOfGrey]

Mywifenosevrything

[2Hot4TV]

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie

That was a cool horse.

However, his name wasn't dirty at all.

His sire was Romeo. He had only one good eye.

I dont remember the only one eye part, but that would explain how they got the Jockey Club to approve the name.

[westcoastinvader]

Originally Posted by DerbyCat

I still say this guys name when I make a good score: Winrwinrchickndinr!

I've heard that in the paddock infield BEFORE the race.

I think he ran 4th.