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smartbid09 05-23-2010 04:12 PM
What's The Funniest Horse Name You've Seen?
 
What are some of the funniest horse names you've seen / know of.

I think blood-horse magazine should have made a list of the 100 funniest horse names of all time - but since they didn't I guess it's up to the derby trail.

We all know Hoof Hearted http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqj2hkbDnyM.

my miss storm cat 05-23-2010 04:22 PM
New Balls Please (IRE).

Surprisingly, he's a gelding.

eajinabi 05-23-2010 04:43 PM
Arrrrrr

ateamstupid 05-23-2010 04:44 PM
Hall Lass was pretty good. I liked No W M D's as well.

Arletta 05-23-2010 04:46 PM
Bucket Head :p

herkhorse 05-23-2010 04:53 PM
Bodacious Tatas

loved Durkin calling that one

TheSpyder 05-23-2010 04:57 PM
Hoof Hearted. Great call...

smartbid09 05-23-2010 04:57 PM
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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 650557)
New Balls Please (IRE).

Surprisingly, he's a gelding.
This had me doubled over. Very funny:)

my miss storm cat 05-23-2010 04:58 PM
No joke, there's a horse named Big Tits (FR).

She had 6 starts in 2003... no idea where she is now (she'd be 10).

Poor girl never hit the board.

my miss storm cat 05-23-2010 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by smartbid09 (Post 650585)
This had me doubled over. Very funny:)
Makes me smile every time! :D

smartbid09 05-23-2010 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 650586)
No joke, there's a horse named Big Tits (FR).

She had 6 starts in 2003... no idea where she is now (she'd be 10).

Poor girl never hit the board.
That's Hillarious!

DaTruth 05-23-2010 05:14 PM
Lord Phumducker. Name was later changed to Lord Duckworth.

Gene Cilio had a stakes-winning filly named Twin Propeller. If you saw her front action, you would understand the name.

Port Conway Lane 05-23-2010 05:18 PM
Gopher Baroque

fpsoxfan 05-23-2010 05:26 PM
Stinky Dinky

TheSpyder 05-23-2010 05:37 PM
here's the Hoof Hearted race:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kqj2h...layer_embedded

Dunbar 05-23-2010 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by TheSpyder (Post 650607)

I hate to admit it, but I didn't "get it" until I watched the replay! I thought Hoof Hearted was merely a clever wordplay on Half-hearted.

--Dunbar

Arletta 05-23-2010 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Dunbar (Post 650620)
I hate to admit it, but I didn't "get it" until I watched the replay! I thought Hoof Hearted was merely a clever wordplay on Half-hearted.

--Dunbar
Same here..lol...:D

South Beach Luv 05-23-2010 07:55 PM
I like this one:

Thong or Panties

Pedigree Ann 05-23-2010 09:13 PM
Flat Fleet Feet, and hearing the announcer trying NOT to mess it up.

philcski 05-23-2010 09:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 650586)
No joke, there's a horse named Big Tits (FR).

She had 6 starts in 2003... no idea where she is now (she'd be 10).

Poor girl never hit the board.
I remember you saying that a few years back! Still funny!

I laugh at Isitingood and Onoitsmymotherinlaw.


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