What's The Funniest Horse Name You've Seen?

[philcski]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

No joke, there's a horse named Big Tits (FR).

She had 6 starts in 2003... no idea where she is now (she'd be 10).

Poor girl never hit the board.

I remember you saying that a few years back! Still funny!

I laugh at Isitingood and Onoitsmymotherinlaw.

[Indian Charlie]

There was a quarter horse named Chingaderos.

[packerbacker7964]

terry wallace almost 20 years ago calling home the winner named Boozing.

[Oaklawnfan]

Originally Posted by packerbacker7964

terry wallace almost 20 years ago calling home the winner named Boozing.

Terry also enjoyed calling "Gomer", "Beaver" and then not so much "Whistle Dick" at Oaklawn. I wonder what ever happen to "Whistle Dick" after he blew the first turn.

[onebadbeast]

c'mon stumpy,,,,,australian horse

[Merlinsky]

Panty Raid and Isitingood.

[PatCummings]

I called Viagraman's maiden winner at Philly Park some years ago...

Viagraman came charging hard on the outside...Viagraman gets up to win...

Yeah, I went there.

[my miss storm cat]

Originally Posted by PatCummings

I called Viagraman's maiden winner at Philly Park some years ago...

Viagraman came charging hard on the outside...Viagraman gets up to win...

Yeah, I went there.

Did he explode in the stretch?

Was it a big win?

[Frost King]

At Woodbine, many years ago there was a horse named Manja Kayka, it means Eat **** in Italian.

[Frost King]

At Woodbine, many years ago there was a horse named Manja Kayka, it means Eat S**t in Italian.

[SCUDSBROTHER]

Belly Fat (2008)

Bagapooh (2002)

Wood Panel Pinto (unused so far)
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Yo Kisses (unused so far......i.e. "Yo Kisses was much the best today")

Lavender Glades.....(as yet unused ) Fictional University Of Miami Football Player's name.

[westcoastinvader]

I think I've posted before, but at little Ascot Park near Cleveland a horse named Hit Head seemed to be a regular in the "exotic" Daily Doubles (the ONLY exotics in the early 1960's).

The track announcer seemed to savor the opportunity to have a stretch call with a somewhat slurred "and here comessssSSS..Hit Head!"

[Dunbar]

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat

Did he explode in the stretch?

Was it a big win?

I'm afraid he hung.




--Dunbar

[packerbacker7964]

My next horse I buy will be named Poo-Say. ha ha ha ha