mccain's vp

This could not get much better.
Wait until it turns out the father is
a black bisexual.

We welcome Hermoise and his boyfriend into our family.
We could not be happier with this wonderful celebration of life
and the diversity of the human soul.


Talk with your children about abstaining...
Because ya see abstaining from sex will prevent you
from becoming pregnant dont ya know.
Damn good stuff.