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Old 07-28-2006, 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Downthestretch55
Ha Ha!!!
You need to find out why they're called sperm whales.

And about hogs (pigs)...my brother's sow, Virginia...last name Ham, looked forward to her dates with Sonny...a nice Hampshire boar.
Sonny's owner, Slim, would drive over in his '88 Olds convertible. The look on Sonny's face as he looked over the windshield from the passenger seat, feet on the dashboard...well, you could just tell he was as excited about Virginia as she was about him.
Talk about makin' bacon!!!!

Now, about horses...
I think it's pretty good, unless you're a teaser. I should tell you the story about Ol' Blue Balls...
next time.
Ha ha..... tell us more about the mad escapades of the star-crossed lovers.
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