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Old 12-20-2007, 03:58 PM
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i once got so drunk i thought i was betting a race at churchill but it turned out i had made a mistake and was actually was beating my wife at home.
sheit head.... thats not funny.
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Old 12-20-2007, 04:11 PM
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sheit head.... thats not funny.
you must have hated andy capp.
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Old 12-20-2007, 04:18 PM
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Leaving the Kentucky Derby after a couple days of serious drinking six of us headed back to Cleveland and shortlt stopped off at the turnpike stop to take a leak. We got back in and after over another two hours someone said "Hey, where's Jim?"

We'd left him at the turnpike stop.

As this was before cell phones we just left him there and he got a ride from someone.
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Old 12-20-2007, 05:02 PM
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The first time I played craps in Vegas, after a few..and many more during.... I had chips in both suit pockets, pants pockets, getting yelled at to ""get your chips off the table"".... I turned to a guy in a cowboy hat and said..."" Am I playing right ? ".. The guy says..."" I have NO idea WHAT your playing, WHY your playing...but your up 2 grand allready "".. To this day I have no idea what I did.. but I had plenty of chips in all my pockets..
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