Oracle

Scav · #1 07-23-2006, 04:05 PM

During the best man speech I accidently called her Danielle, when her name is Diana.....The thing is, while it was very bootleg of me, that I had to do a best man gig about 6 months ago and her name was Danielle.....

Scav · #2 07-23-2006, 04:10 PM

I wasn't drunk when I did it also. I don't think the best man should be a blabbling idiot so I didn't start drinking until RIGHT AFTER the speech, one more of these and I am going to start selling myself as a professioanl best man...

2MinsToPost · #3 07-23-2006, 04:21 PM

the last wedding i went to i was, oh what do you call the friend that stands on the stage with the cat who is getting hitched, i can't remember but anyways after the wedding at the reception the ole curster here was singing karaoke with a shovel in front of all the family and friends. i love weddings, honestly i do, an excuse to get sloppy happy drunk with some pals and look at women and eat good food. i was sweating like crazy on stage in front of all those people, and that ain't cool when your bald like me cause my forehead had to a glowing.

#4 07-23-2006, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav

During the best man speech I accidently called her Danielle, when her name is Diana.....The thing is, while it was very bootleg of me, that I had to do a best man gig about 6 months ago and her name was Danielle.....

Thats beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!! An instant classic.

Scav · #5 07-23-2006, 04:22 PM

Got a standing o from my friends and the rest of the speech as a hit as many conversations had to be had after screwing up the name. What is crazy is the fact that I said her name 5 or 6 times in the speech before I screwed it up.

GPK · #6 07-23-2006, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by oracle80

Thats beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!! An instant classic.

No...classic was his monkey ass calling me at 10:30 last night...drunk as hell.

"YOOOOO....did Cosmonaut win at Arlington today?? If he won im gonna be sooooooooooooo pissed at this dude for having this wedding."

"Yeah Tom, he won...paid $10.40"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH....NOOOOO....by the way...I think I have already done 6 shots of tequila."

"good night Tom"

2MinsToPost · #7 07-23-2006, 04:30 PM

a little hung over hey?

GPK · #8 07-23-2006, 04:33 PM

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a little hung over hey?

Notme, I won't drunk. Im too old to being doing that anymore. I got enough aches and pains in me without getting drunk. I don't need a massive headache to add to it.

ateamstupid · #9 07-23-2006, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK

Notme, I won't drunk. Im too old to being doing that anymore. I got enough aches and pains in me without getting drunk. I don't need a massive headache to add to it.

I can't tell if he did that on purpose or not..

GPK · #10 07-23-2006, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ateamstupid

I can't tell if he did that on purpose or not..

What do you mean Joey?

#11 07-23-2006, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK

Notme, I won't drunk. Im too old to being doing that anymore. I got enough aches and pains in me without getting drunk. I don't need a massive headache to add to it.

I havent drank in like 3 weeks Kev. Figured I had to rest up for when my friend "the enabler" comes to town. The enabler gets a kick out of getting guys like me hooked on very expensive wines, even educating me on labels and years, and the proper way to store and serve such fine stuff. There is only one small problem, to drink these wines you must have a rather large reserve of cash, very large, or a great friend who does!!!!