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1. Congrats on "The Lady" winning yesterday. Must be a very proud moment for you.

2. I am gonna call you after church this afternoon. We can talk a little golf, but most importantly, I want to hear you rant and rave about E-Rod going 0-4 with 4 K's as a DH yesterday....LOL

Kev just called me, you guys should ask him about the A rod rant I just gave him, a tapestry of some of the best profanity and ill wishes anyone ever produced in one breath.

Good thing I am going to church this morning...WOW:eek: :eek:

He's either the Hero or the Goat. He never plays in the middle of the two it seems. All of the check swinging he does got me to laughing at him. Swinging in all of them strike 3's I think. The man hits a Grand Slammy a few games back and gets a standing O and now they want him traded from the team. They'll still pull ahead of the Red Sox I think (sorry Kev) but they're only a few games back playing like ****. Here in Michigan all of the Talk is about deem Tiger's. I think we got the White Sox's number for now.

I was in church for the first time in 10 years yesterday, and wouldn't you f'n believe it but I hit my first pick three in like 5 months with Cosmonaut on the end, had it for $15, total investment of $30....I TOTALLY forgot I played the ticket last night when I called you Kev, completely out of control....Going to church more often though

Yeah..your drunk ass needs more church. I know your feeling rough today. When my phone rang at 10:30 last night, I didn't have to look, I know you are the only that calls me that late.:eek: :eek:

Calling the bride by the wrong name...too comedy.

I'll bet you were the only guy in the church sneaking occaisonal glances at a racing form.

No form but cell phone checks

Yeah, this morning is brutal, I haven't been that lit up since I was in college and we had a beach party at our townhome.

let me see if i got this right. you was at a wedding, got drunk and called the bride the wrong name?

dude, you bring a smile to my face weekly. i still have not gotten over the vegas trip recap. some day down the road i need to fall off the wagon for one night and go out on the town in chi-town with the one and only.

During the best man speech I accidently called her Danielle, when her name is Diana.....The thing is, while it was very bootleg of me, that I had to do a best man gig about 6 months ago and her name was Danielle.....

I wasn't drunk when I did it also. I don't think the best man should be a blabbling idiot so I didn't start drinking until RIGHT AFTER the speech, one more of these and I am going to start selling myself as a professioanl best man...

Thats beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!! An instant classic.

the last wedding i went to i was, oh what do you call the friend that stands on the stage with the cat who is getting hitched, i can't remember but anyways after the wedding at the reception the ole curster here was singing karaoke with a shovel in front of all the family and friends. i love weddings, honestly i do, an excuse to get sloppy happy drunk with some pals and look at women and eat good food. i was sweating like crazy on stage in front of all those people, and that ain't cool when your bald like me cause my forehead had to a glowing.

Got a standing o from my friends and the rest of the speech as a hit as many conversations had to be had after screwing up the name. What is crazy is the fact that I said her name 5 or 6 times in the speech before I screwed it up.

No...classic was his monkey ass calling me at 10:30 last night...drunk as hell.

"YOOOOO....did Cosmonaut win at Arlington today?? If he won im gonna be sooooooooooooo pissed at this dude for having this wedding."

"Yeah Tom, he won...paid $10.40"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH....NOOOOO....by the way...I think I have already done 6 shots of tequila."

"good night Tom"

a little hung over hey?

Notme, I won't drunk. Im too old to being doing that anymore. I got enough aches and pains in me without getting drunk. I don't need a massive headache to add to it.

I can't tell if he did that on purpose or not..

What do you mean Joey?