ATTENTION HO's and ****O'S

[Mortimer]

Don't worry SportyFans...I haven't forgot about you:





Take Illinois and 15 vs. Ohio State. I have sniffed the air about this one...and I do not like what I smell. This will be the most dangerous game of the year to date for Ohio who tends to go to sleepy-poo as they wish.


Take Wisconsin and 2.5 vs. Michigan


Take Ok.St. and 5.5 vs. Kansas. I forgot how awful Nebrasky truly is. The team is now fully cooked.


Take Iota giving 14.5 to Minny-SOH-tah.


Take Southeastern giving 1.5 to IndyAnna