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Mortimer 11-03-2007 08:44 AM

ATTENTION HO's and ****O'S
 
( Fucl<...I meant to say FUCl<O'S )



While it is true I am dead.....I have put GenuineCrazyLady in a trance and am using her as a vehicle for automatic writing.

I have become TrueSwine to a certain collection of malcontents.




Fine.






I certainly am scum......white/Black trash......and what have you.




I am being skinned dead.








But that's what I get for being Mr. NiceGuy.


I thought everyone should know what a wicked,cruel,vile and digusting dead person I am.







That's all I wanted to say.


But wait until GenuineCrazyLady hears from her friends and relatives about those filthy letters she sent.

Coach Pants 11-03-2007 08:45 AM

Crinkle





Trash Can

Mortimer 11-03-2007 08:46 AM

Oooooooooo

Mortimer 11-03-2007 01:33 PM

I am continue my fine automatic writing through the useage of GenuineCrazyLady.




Did ya know she touches herself......a lot!!?














Gosh being dead is fun!!

Mortimer 11-03-2007 02:53 PM

You can edit me out...but not the full page newspaper ads.

Mortimer 11-03-2007 02:54 PM

Which will be appearing tomorrow in the 25 largest newspapers in this country.

Mortimer 11-03-2007 02:55 PM

Big thanks again to GCL's master charge.

Mortimer 11-03-2007 02:55 PM

You cannot edit the truth.

Mortimer 11-03-2007 02:57 PM

Oh you can form a lynch mob...and you can go to kangeroo court.




But the truth cannot be muzzled.

Mortimer 11-03-2007 02:59 PM

America will know.





Civil liberties cannot be stored in baking soda.

Mortimer 11-03-2007 04:36 PM

Here's a glimpse:



You're on a message board.




You want to make a post.






Easy enough so far?






So you pm the moderater and ask for permission.







The deal is if you don't get a "no"...then it's ok.









Not the most challenging concept to grasp....aye?










So you don't get a "no". ...meaning you may make a post.











Golly....a first grader could follow this.









Now you're not at all worried your post may ruffle the feathers of anyone because there's a delay as the mod. inspects it for illegal content.











So you make a post with illegal content.








And....waller....it never sees thelight of day......no harm done......right?














WRONG.














You fucl<ing a s s hole!!











You scum!










You fucl<o!!!













Filthy Swine!!


















See?














Fair?













You be the judge.















A corrupt one.


















Just read your newspapers tomorrow.

Mortimer 11-03-2007 11:19 PM

I have broken off all communications with the live world.




HA-HA.




I will remain dead as well as persona non grata on a rotating basis.







If ,somehow, a pm should slip through......it will fired upon immediately and thrown into the shredder.







Double HA-HA.











In the meantime I shall continue doing as I please.

Mortimer 11-03-2007 11:26 PM

It shall now please me to go into the witness protection program for dead rats.




Wait until you hear this.










I PERSONALLY know of...............










...oh darn.








I forgot.

Mortimer 11-03-2007 11:35 PM

Did ya know I was a pack rat of sorts?




I was.





I have a collection of VERY interesting printed material.

Oh yes.



Material that certain entities would pay a handsome price for.

But maybe it's for sale.





And maybe it isn't.

Maybe it's for reprinting only.








And maybe tomorrows editions of the 25 biggest newspapers in the country just might have some very interesting full page ads.

One thing's for sure.


























OHIO STATE IS STILL GOING TO BE NUMBER ONE IN ALL THE SEC!!!!!!

Mortimer 11-03-2007 11:38 PM

Oh.




2 things are for sure.










The second is that I shall continue doing as I please.

Mortimer 11-03-2007 11:40 PM

I should add I shan't be stopped.






No one may stop me because I won't permit it.





That's because I shall do as I please.

Mortimer 11-03-2007 11:43 PM

It pleases me to announce I have ,in addition to my fine printed material, I also have an admirable collection of voice recordings.





I may release the voice recordings after tomorrows full page ads come out in the 25 largest American newspapers.









But maybe I won't.









It may not please me tomorrow.


One thing's for sure.












I shall do as I please anytime I wish to.

Mortimer 11-03-2007 11:47 PM

It pleases me to announce I also have several boxes of video recordings.




Very embarrasssing video recordings.

I'm not saying a word about my plans for these gems.








Simply because I don't wish to.

Mortimer 11-03-2007 11:54 PM

I wish to make public I have a gaggle of live witnesses to a certain lynch mob mentality which broke out recently.


Very reliable witnesses.



Note the plural form here....as well as the pointedly descriptive....."gaggle."



That means "lots."










I have hidden them in a certan county in a certain state.




Should anyhing happen to my personal self which does not please me.....




...they know what to do.

Mortimer 11-04-2007 12:02 AM

I sniff anger and fear in the air.









Good.














I am pleased.


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