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Old 09-30-2007, 07:12 PM
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Bless me Father for I have sinned.

I can't tell you what it is now.






Because I am very dizzy.


























thud!

Are we bringing our religious theme over here????
Ok go say 3 Hail Mary's and get over it.
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Old 09-30-2007, 07:16 PM
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THREE!!?





Give me a break here!

I couldn't say one now...still a little dizzy.

Give me a few minutes.











Hours.
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Old 09-30-2007, 07:19 PM
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THREE!!?





Give me a break here!

I couldn't say one now...still a little dizzy.

Give me a few minutes.











Hours.


Don't worry. I couldn't even say one when I was forced to go to confession as a kid. All I could remember was "Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee, Blessed are thou amongst women..............." Make up the rest or throw in an Amen.
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Old 09-30-2007, 07:21 PM
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Don't worry. I couldn't even say one when I was forced to go to confession as a kid. All I could remember was "Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee, Blessed are thou amongst women..............." Make up the rest or throw in an Amen.
..and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,Jesus. Holy Mary ..Mother of God...pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death ...amen.
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Old 09-30-2007, 07:38 PM
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..and blessed is the fruit of thy womb,Jesus. Holy Mary ..Mother of God...pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death ...amen.

I AM impressed. Sixteen years in the Catholic church and I never learned it.





OH MY GOD!!!!! ARE YOU A PRIEST????????????????


























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Old 09-30-2007, 07:52 PM
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SNARF!





Highly amusing ma'am!









It's so drilled in my head..that and the Lord's Prayer and the Act of Contrition...and the ..uh....forgot,but it starts....I believe in God the Father..Creator of Heaven and Earth...



Believe me..I got so many of these as penance I will never forget them.

I should have lied in the booth.
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Old 09-30-2007, 08:03 PM
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SNARF!





Highly amusing ma'am!









It's so drilled in my head..that and the Lord's Prayer and the Act of Contrition...and the ..uh....forgot,but it starts....I believe in God the Father..Creator of Heaven and Earth...



Believe me..I got so many of these as penance I will never forget them.

I should have lied in the booth.

My best friend and I used to sit in the pew before we went in and make up what we would say. We were good kids so we didn't have anything to confess. One week I'd say I had fought with my brother and the next she'd take that one and I'd say I fought with my sister. I didn't have to attend Catholic school though. Lucked out there. You?
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Old 09-30-2007, 07:20 PM
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Oh well...I better go and work on Thebby wooing.




Thanks for the ideas Riley.

It's hard pleasing that old ice bucket.
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Old 10-01-2007, 03:56 PM
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Oh well...I better go and work on Thebby wooing.




Thanks for the ideas Riley.

It's hard pleasing that old ice bucket.
Tell Thebby you love Wooing, she'll know what you are talking about and may be charmed by your sweet sensitive side.
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Old 10-01-2007, 04:43 PM
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Tell Thebby you love Wooing, she'll know what you are talking about and may be charmed by your sweet sensitive side.

I would probably tell him that Wooing is dead and that he has to try harder
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Old 10-01-2007, 04:52 PM
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I would probably tell him that Wooing is dead and that he has to try harder


But...didn't you say I woud have to woo you back into the courtyard?



Now what do you want!?
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Old 10-01-2007, 05:02 PM
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But...didn't you say I woud have to woo you back into the courtyard?



Now what do you want!?

Wooing is a horse....or was anyway.
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Old 10-02-2007, 09:32 AM
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I would probably tell him that Wooing is dead and that he has to try harder
She is? I'm really sorry, did she pass recently?
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Old 10-02-2007, 09:47 AM
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She is? I'm really sorry, did she pass recently?

she died foaling in 05 or 06 I honestly can't remember....she was pretty old at the time.
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Old 10-02-2007, 09:59 AM
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She is? I'm really sorry, did she pass recently?
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Drool.





Oh what is wrong with me!?

Excuse please.
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Old 10-01-2007, 04:51 PM
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Tell Thebby you love Wooing, she'll know what you are talking about and may be charmed by your sweet sensitive side.
Well...you know ,Sighty-poo,I do have a very sweet and sensitive side.I don't often show it here as I have a reputation to uphold.

Many things I say are for effect or to try and get a reaction out of people.

I piss off people routinely.



But back to the main,important issue.















I forgot what it was.

Talk to you latah.
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